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Monopoly Switches Out Three Game Tokens

Discussion in 'Article Discussion' started by Melody Bot, Mar 17, 2017.

  1. Melody Bot

    Your friendly little forum bot. Staff Member

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    Monopoly will be adding three new game pieces:

    The next time you sit down with your family to a nice game of Monopoly — and to determine which of your siblings is secretly a cold-blooded sociopath who would shiv you in your sleep for Park Place — you will no longer have the option of dueling to the death over who gets to be the thimble, the wheelbarrow, or the boot.

    Monopoly owner Hasbro have tossed them all aside like so many redundant employees in a gig economy, and are replacing them with the winners of an internet poll: a Tyrannosaurus rex, a penguin, and a rubber ducky.

    Monopoly really is one of the worst board games.

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  2. I think I almost finished Monopoly...ONCE. Took until 3am.
  3. redwing91007

    Next Show - Foals April 22nd

    Been a huge Monopoly fan since I was a kid, maybe I have a problem
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  4. bmir14

    Trusted Supporter

    I hand painted the monopoly board on my kitchen table
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  5. DerekIsAGooner

    So assuming that this weekend...

    Give me that T Rex piece.
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  6. Fucking Dustin

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    Every time Monopoly is discussed I have to make this post so here I go:

    5 years ago, I proposed to my girlfriend at the time and became engaged. A few hours later, a game of Monopoly ended my engagement.
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  7. serotonin

    who told you this room exists? Supporter

    Well. /u/fuckswithducks will be ecstatic.
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  8. redwing91007

    Next Show - Foals April 22nd

    This is why Monopoly is a key part of every relationship, it uncovers everyone's inner beast.
  9. Malatesta

    i may get better but we won't ever get well Prestigious

    fuck monopoly and everything it represents but i wont pretend that's a sick t-rex piece
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  10. Schooner


    Was it ever rekindled?
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  11. Fucking Dustin

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    Way later on it was, but it never worked out. I'm very thankful for that and much happier now haha
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  12. parkerxcore

    Somebody's gonna miss us Supporter

    This has taught me so much my future engagement hahah thank you!
  13. Fucking Dustin Mar 20, 2017
    (Last edited: Mar 20, 2017)
    Fucking Dustin

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    My girlfriend and I have played lots of Yahtzee and we're going strong!
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  14. coleslawed

    Eat Pizza

    but have you tried monopoly with this one?
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  15. Schooner


    And does she know you're fucking Dustin?
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