Monopoly Switches Out Three Game Tokens

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Monopoly will be adding three new game pieces:

The next time you sit down with your family to a nice game of Monopoly — and to determine which of your siblings is secretly a cold-blooded sociopath who would shiv you in your sleep for Park Place — you will no longer have the option of dueling to the death over who gets to be the thimble, the wheelbarrow, or the boot.

Monopoly owner Hasbro have tossed them all aside like so many redundant employees in a gig economy, and are replacing them with the winners of an internet poll: a Tyrannosaurus rex, a penguin, and a rubber ducky.
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Monopoly really is one of the worst board games.

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I think I almost finished Monopoly...ONCE. Took until 3am.

 

Been a huge Monopoly fan since I was a kid, maybe I have a problem

 

I hand painted the monopoly board on my kitchen table

 

Give me that T Rex piece.

 

Every time Monopoly is discussed I have to make this post so here I go:

5 years ago, I proposed to my girlfriend at the time and became engaged. A few hours later, a game of Monopoly ended my engagement.

 

Well. /u/fuckswithducks will be ecstatic.

 

This is why Monopoly is a key part of every relationship, it uncovers everyone's inner beast.

 

fuck monopoly and everything it represents but i wont pretend that's a sick t-rex piece

 

Was it ever rekindled?

 

Way later on it was, but it never worked out. I'm very thankful for that and much happier now haha

 

This has taught me so much my future engagement hahah thank you!

 

My girlfriend and I have played lots of Yahtzee and we're going strong!

 

but have you tried monopoly with this one?

 

And does she know you're fucking Dustin?