Men's Soccer (Football) Thread Soccer • Page 52

Dortmund doing Dortmund things. -_-

 

Levante has hilariously overwatered this pitch to slow the ball down. It absolutely killed their own fast break attempt when the ball just didn’t roll.

 

Oh, Barca.

 

So unlucky, Ferran. Second time I've seen the woodwork hit today.

 

Balde's recovery speed. Roadrunner.

 

Take Rashford off. Move Raphinha out wide with Olmo in the middle.

 

MY WORD PEDRI

 

Yeah, you’re gonna probably have to find a different buyer for Rashford, United fans.

 

Only put it on at half time, but had no idea Levante’s stadium was situated in Shrek’s swamp

 

Literally no one is shocked by this haha

 

They just laid new turf this week. And that’s the excuse they’re gonna use. It’s worked.

 

That’s certainly more of a penalty than the handball was.

 

Fair play to Rob here.

Wrexham listened to their fans, allowed the Chansiri Out banners in, and put a limited-edition shirt back on sale with the proceeds going to the Wednesday Supporting Trust.

 

This has last minute Barca winner all over it

 

Hahahahahaha fake an injury karma right there

 

Talk about a perfect header for an own goal, too

 

Just saw someone out there triple captained Timber. Sicko behavior.

 

Today's the day.

 

Don’t know anything about this guy ngl. Kinda crazy he can’t join us for like 18 months.

 

Thank Brexit for that

 

I’ll add it to the endless pile lol

 

Paqueta the latest name linked with Spurs. First reaction was in favor of this. But then I looked at his G/A numbers and they were kinda underwhelming.

 

Tbf look at Kudus for West Ham. He wasn't prolific with goals or assists. Look how well he's done so far.

 

Hard to judge a West Ham player because, after all, they play for West Ham

 

Eh, kinda. Kudus had 18G/10A in all comps in his first season with West Ham. Paqueta’s best is like 8/7. And he’s turning 28 in a few days. In his prime. And hasn’t had a double digit goal or assist season in the league. Maybe those numbers look better on a better team. But I just would’ve expected more.