Men's Soccer (Football) Thread Soccer • Page 687

Me now: Leeds and Burnley officially promoted
Me this time next year: Southampton and Leicester officially promoted

 

Burnley going up - :)

Leeds going up - :(

 

really need Newcastle, Forrest, and Villa to finish strong and keep both City and Chelsea out of the UCL spots

 

We’ve given up so many goals where the ball leaves the box after a corner and a dude just rips a shot

 

I choose to believe

 

We’re back to playing at half-speed

 

Are Spurs playing Stevie Wonder in goal? Why are you coming for that?

 

Like all of our players, Vicario looks very good 80% of the time. The other 20% are massive mistakes that lose games. There is no in between.

 

Tel is starting to look much better since he’s moved to LW

 

Lord help Pickford if he played like Vicario!

 

oh so like a team of Onanas

 

Forest just had the best goal line clearance from a non-keeper I’ve ever seen. Because of course.

 

Not reading too much into all the possession we’ve had because Forest is basically letting us have it. But we really should’ve scored 4-5 times this second half. Our finishing is awful.

 

Another loss.

If I’m being honest, I will be surprised if we actually win Europa. But if we do, I have no clue what to do or what will happen with Ange. 20 league losses, which is inevitable, should be an automatic firing. I don’t think winning Europa should stop that from happening. But it is still a trophy in a pretty strong competition.

I think keeping him around and then sacking him in October is worst case scenario.

 

This has to be the most talented squad to ever finish this low. I know we had a 2-3 month long injury crisis but that has been over for a month now. And we are still shit.

 

Nuno changed formation so drastically in second half. Basically begged Spurs to score.

I take this personally as a N. Williams owner.

 

Love a good clickbait headline.

 

Not a fan of this at all but whatever

 

Same. Such a huge part of the budget for someone with a shocking disciplinary record, evidence of downing tools in a bad situation, mentally hot headed and brings social media drama.

Good player who has had a fantastic season, but feels there's better value to be found abroad.

 

Just what United need, another primadonna lol

 

Toronto is my favorite.

 

In terms of players who can single-handedly be the most transformative for the club, it’s hard to look past Cunha. The way he can grab the game by the scruff of the neck and use his physicality and ball carrying ability to play direct would do absolutely wonders for United. Obviously he’s a bit of a head case, beggars can’t be choosers in our position.

Speaking of head cases, reports out of Turkey that Osimhen has agreed to join United this summer as well. Imagine a team of Cunha, Osimhen, Martinez, Ugarte, Bruno all running around shit housing up and down the pitch.

 

Imagine the combined sulk they can achieve if the current morale blackhole isn't vanquished.

 

Sulking was more a Rashford/Martial/Lingard/Pogba era thing. This new group will jump to abuse fairly quickly, both verbal and physical.