Men's Soccer (Football) Thread [ARCHIVED] Soccer • Page 561

If it helps, I saw Messi score two against Getafe when I lived in Barcelona so between us, we've seen an average of one Messi goal live each

Weirdly I remembered this as he got a hat trick (I was like 14 so it's a long time ago) but I looked up the match and that was absolutely not true.

 

wasn’t this a summer friendly?

I have a few of these vivid sports memories from younger years that I’ve gone back to and realized that’s not what happened and I’m like ???? what did young me experience?!

 

Yeah, the first year of my season ticket membership too

 

next time I come to NYC I’m gonna make you take me to a game

 

So Newcastle got Man United in a very pissy "we got spanked bad last time out" mood. Some of their goals yesterday were delicious.

Cannot fathom what was going on in the Liverpool Everton game. Pickford scissoring VVD's knee is pretty disgusting and even on the still shots of that offside call at the end, I can't understand what the lines drawn are actually meant to be showing and how it shows a Liverpool player offside....

 

If we beat Chelsea next week we will go ahead of them while having a game in hand. I know it’s really early, but that’s hilarious.

 

If that's even possible at the rate things are going.

 

This is pretty ridiculous but an important thing to note. We are in a decent place on the table despite having played Liverpool and City away in these first few games.

We’re making progress. I’m excited to see how we get better this season.

 

Hahahahaha are you fucking serious Kane????

45 seconds and it’s Kane to Son goal

 

My god Kane

 

He is unstoppable

 

Spurs are a lot more fun to watch when it's not your team that they're battering.

 

It’s been a fun few games for the Spurs. I’m loving it

 

Ndombele is becoming the player I hoped he would be. So good.

 

lmao I completely forgot we signed Cavani

 

3 in the first 20 lol

kane is a man possessed

 

UCL coverage here is so whack.

 

Bale time!

 

Son—Kane—Bale

it’s beautiful

 

Uh oh

 

Oooh this is interesting now.

 

We are still not good defensively

 

Rodon ought to help a bit but yeah, yikes

 

Every team going for the top places this year has massive issues which is kind of fun.

Liverpool without VVD don’t have a great CB pairing.

City, Chelsea and Spurs can’t defend.

Arsenal lack creativity.

United are a mess with a bad manager.

Everton have a poor defence and a clown in goal.

Villa for the league?

 

Hahahaha