Men's Soccer (Football) Thread [ARCHIVED] Soccer • Page 478

Ah, the first Suarez to Spurs link has arrived lol

 

The main reason I don't want Messi at Manchester City is because Liam Gallagher would never shut the hell up about it.

 

That’s cool

 

Wasn't McKennie supposedly close to joining Southampton like last week?

 

That is what I was reading as well. He had turned down offers to stay with clubs in Germany and wanted to head to England.

 

I thought I saw him going to Everton lol

 

He's already started haha. He'll be (even more) insufferable of it goes through.

 

Stays at Barca


Goes to City

Goes to PSG



Signs with MLS







Goes to Man United

 

yep. He will not be at United, I would stake my life on it. As if he wants to be managed by OGS hahahahahaha.

Man wants to be substituted on the hour mark for Jesse Lingaard in a draw away at Hull City in the Carabao Cup.

 

Let’s be honest, he either stays at Barca, or goes to City or PSG.

 

This is such a precise sentence that it's brilliant on seven levels.

 

Also Pedro to Roma is complete, it seems.

 

Wait, you're telling me that you've not learnt how to phase the Gallagher brothers out of your life yet?

 

Gas that we’ve actually put out a statement to the press that we aren’t interested in Messi.

Pfft Ole doesn’t make subs before the 85th minute anyway.

 

honestly if I was Messi I'd sign for like Northampton or something just for the absolute banter.

 

Not sure what to think about this. I hope he isn't rusty after a lack of game time because we're desperate for our midfield buys to hit the ground running.

 

Very good point haha.

Please. I work in Northampton lol. Would love to bump into Messi down the Kingsthorpe ASDA. I feel he would shop next door at the Waitrose though tbf.

 

Those three are woeful so won’t be missed. They’ll probably get three more ex Liverpool players to replace them

 

For real though I feel like Messi to MU would actually hurt the club rather than help it. From the outside it looks like they're actually making traction on being a team and not just a collective of talents.

Hell even City will likely hurt after this Messi business.

 

Messi to AFC Wimbledon please

 

Messi to Udinese

 

Would love to see Messi away to Millwall.

 

Teaming up with Bielsa