Men's Soccer (Football) Thread [ARCHIVED] Soccer • Page 1362

Saka is an absolute baller.

 

I actually think you will win it, because we are most vulnerable to counter attacking teams like yourselves. But you inconsistency will stop you getting top 4 i think.

 

I've got Paul Johnson's Get Get Down subconsciously stuck in my head due to stressing about Everton going down.

 

If this isn’t a red and a penalty, nothing ever will be in an Arsenal match.

Soyuncu has to go.

 

How is that a yellow? It hits his hand and doesn’t go in..?

 

Everton in huge trouble. A team in free fall surrounded by other teams that seem to be picking up points here and there.

Not sure what their remaining schedule is like, but feel like they're odds on down as it stands.

 

What even happened to Everton? Was it an injury thing?

 

Think its more of a "spunking hundreds of millions on utter dross for years and hiring shite both as managers and behind the scenes" thing, combined with selling one of their better players in January and constant injuries to their few quality players (DCL, Doucoure, Allan) all season.

 

Remiro just made a monster save for Real Sociedad

 

Dembele really is so good when he’s healthy. Ferran on a hat trick 20 minutes in, so he’s finally settling in.

 

Auba! My word, we look silky tonight.

 

We have three games in hand on Leeds above us and Watford beneath us. Newcastle and Leicester at home and Burnley away. But yeah, games in hand mean nothing if you're in the form Everton are in. The rest of our schedule is bleak, we've still got Chelsea and Man United at home with Liverpool and Arsenal away on the final day. If it goes down to the final day, it'll leave a really bitter taste if Arteta relegates us. That said, I'm part of our fan base that thinks we deserve to go down with some of the performances we've put in.

 

My dad's an Everton fan and I don't even feel able to take the piss out of him for it - that's how bad they are right now.

 

Such shiity news and I'm not even a Leverkusen/Germany fan.

 

Riqui Puig scored! Followed up his own saved shot. Good for him.

 

omg so close to getting a point for Charlotte. Super unlucky goal at the end.

DC game: soft penalty, 2 crazy deflection goals

ATL game: soft penalty, crazy deflection goal

Ugh.

 

According to my PL predictions, you stay up via 1 point. That point is a draw against us on the final day. If we somehow get 4th sowed up by then or don’t have the ability to catch 4th (depends how our final third of the season goes), i can see us putting out a weak team.

 

Tom Brady watched Spurs shitty defence and said “fuck it I’m going back”

 

Genuinely. Saw Ronaldo kill us with a hat trick and said he’ll no I’m not done.

 

but sportswashing isn't real

 

football fucking sucks

 

Good. Just keep the name.

 

C'mon, it's football in 2022. It will surely be named New Trafford.