Men's Soccer (Football) Thread [ARCHIVED] Soccer • Page 1178

Conte has banned ketchup and mayo, apparently. I would of thought that would be the norm under any manager.

 

Uh what

 

And pizza! What a monster!

But apparently life under Jose and Nuno was a little too easy for the players.

 

I, Aminata primed for Oscar season

 

who knew that Spurs' main problem was the condiments they used on their burgers

 

Boxing Day away kit idea blocked by league

I can't think of a more perfect encapsulation to summarise corporate capitalist "charity" and the scumminess of the Premier League in one move lol

 

I just had a horrible thought about Gerrard being United manager. Ugh.

 

Some very very weird discourse about DCL’s Homme magazine cover.

 

This is my favourite new account

 

If you ever wondered why we play our "home" World Cup qualifier against our biggest rival in one of our worst states/smallest stadiums... here's a good primer, haha.

 

Looks like stevieeeeee g is offski to villa. Not great timing for us as we really need to win the league to get the champions league money.

I will be forever grateful for him stopping Celtic getting 10 in a row.

The rumour of his replacement is Van Bronchorst which given the short notice would be a decent replacement.

 

Seen Rangers fans post some of his past comments that make him look a bit of a hypocrite now. I think it's a shame he hasn't given you the rest of the season.

 

Same thing happened with Celtic and Rodgers if I remember correctly

 

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It's already pissing me off the way people talk about him being the inevitable successor to Klopp. Massively disrespectful to Aston Villa too, the idea of this job being a stepping stone. He's been in management for just over three years; it's more of a coup for him to get that job than it is for Villa to get him.

I either hope him and his staff do phenomenally well or poorly. The former and there might actually be good reason for him to be Liverpool manager some day. The latter and people might shut up about it.

 

Folks, it's happening

 

Villa, Norwich, and Man United. Good company.

 

Arteta at Arsenal, too.

 

That is not a long time for national team prep. That'll probably hurt a lot of big teams.

 

We’re playing so shit none of our players will get called up. 4D chess from Ole.

 

...WHAT

 

I know I’m just saying this out of frustration, but I wouldn’t be sad if they got relegated lol. #bitter

It was funny in work hearing the usual “receptionist nephew is a youth player and all the players are raging at Gerrard as a lot signed new contracts based on him being there”. As much as it sounds like a sweetie wife’s tale, turns out this receptionist actually does have a youth team nephew!!!

 

I doubt he will be but if he's still your manager by the time of the World Cup next year then I think we can say it's divine judgement.