MAKE AP GREAT AGAIN

TAAAAAAAAAAATE?! where are you?! where's lopez?! wheres anybody? what have you done?! chorus fm?! you are SICK!

You have destroyed a decade of my history for this charade of a website. Where's the forums we helped build? where's the post count we strived hard for? where's the avatars we beautifully designed? I helped build Absolute Punk from nothing. In fact, I was the one who told you to drop the "the" in "theabsolutepunk.net". Blink 182 is rolling in their graves.

This moment going forward..I demand free and open elections for all positions on this website. Anton must be the interim President until the elections take place. Slade for Secretary of Defense. I demand a newbie forum. I demand a broken heart logo with slightly less blood. I demand Keith Horn blow the dust off his bizarro AP website design, to be the basis of AP 2.0.

My fellow AP'ers, lend me your ears. I saw the Lamb signal shine bright over this forums. these are some of our darkest days. but we shall overcome. Jason Zuckertate has not heard the last of me.

For the Senator has SPOKEN.

 

Well that was something.

 

was it really called 'theabsolutepunk.net' to begin with?

 

Bourgeois liberalism isn't the answer, friend. The site should be democratically operated by the users.

 

Jason Zuckertate was a nice touch.

 

It's like 2007 all over again.

 

I shall protect and lead with honor! (pants fall down as I awake from a drunken slumber)

 

Keith Horn.... Keith........ Horn.

 

Am I the only one who's actually bummed AP is no more?