Madame Web (SJ Clarkson; February 16, 2024) Movie • Page 9

Wow Tim just ignored me.

 

I’ve made it fifteen years not hanging out irl with any of y’all freaks; why would that change now!?

 

:( gonna just have to go to all showings of this until I see you.

 

All part of Tim's plan to inflate the box office numbers

 

You did say you were gonna see it like ten times for your mistress Dakota Johnson.

I’d say you just have to check showings that have literally any seats taken… but I’ll probably just buy ‘em when I get there. Unless I really wanna reserve my favorite row with the bar for my feet!

 

Tim have you picked your cosplay outfit yet

 

I was gonna buy from TeePublic one of the designs a few people uploaded with the whole "in the amazon with my mom" quote, like this one, but at this point I probably won't. So, no, I do not have an outfit picked out quite yet.

 

Madame Dakota is so pretty, my gosh.

 

Shut up, Genocide Joe!

I meant that less in a thirsty way and more in a jealous way, lol. She looks so good in the picture in that tweet.

 

great genes and money am I right

 

Sure pays off to be a nepo baby instead of rust belt working class, I guess!

 

Comes great responsibility

 

When you take responsibility you get great genes

 

explains me I guess

 

not my fault though

 

I am loving how so little she is into all of this.

 

I am in love with her

 

That interviewer is clearly melting as he struggles to explain internet memes to someone who could not possibly care less.

 

His example of “and that and that” really communicated his point.

 

I think he just really didn't want to admit the viral part is because it's a fucking cheesy ass line, when the vibe I'm getting is she'd probably be onboard with that.