Madame Web (SJ Clarkson; February 16, 2024) Movie • Page 5

“HER WEB CONNECTS THEM ALL”

So true, bestie.

 

The movie poster equivalent of “Yes, girl! Give us nothing!”

 

Didn’t realize tickets were that expensive where @Tim lives

 

This is false:

I’m pretty sure I’ve convinced two people to join me when it drops, so it’ll make at least around $30.

 

Did you convince them by telling them you’d buy their tickets

 

I don't know if A list counts towards gross

 

That would make me feel better about seeing this

 

I can’t wait to see this

 

Surprisingly, no. My one friend is interested in adding to her movie tie-in bucket collection (if they do one for this movie, I’m gonna get one, too). And, I told my other friend to pretend he’s going to see a RedLetterMedia “Best of the Worst” movie.

 

Is that a morphing sequence?

 

No, it’s Tim’s new phone background

 

Got it.

 

Weird place to keep his porn

 

Imagine being bitten by a radioactive spider that is also tripping balls.

 

My mom was researching spiders that were tripping balls in the Amazon right before she died

 

My mom was drinking Ocean Spray in the Amazon...

 

lol wtf are those promo photos

 

Annoying that I can’t really get a good look at the costumes. From what I’ve seen so far, I’m definitely into Sydney’s Spider-Woman look.

Dakota’s costume, less so thus far. Needs more white or something imo. Wonder how much of the film actually has her in a suit (versus just having one for marketing), and how it works for me in that context without the bad photoshop.

That being said, if I see a Madame Web branded Ocean Spray in the wild, I will buy it.

 

Looking at this poster, with a better look at everyone… I just can’t believe this thing exists.

 

Man I can’t wait to eat twice my weight in popcorn and be befuddled by this

 

what's confusing it's perfectly clear