Madame Web (SJ Clarkson; February 16, 2024) Movie • Page 32

That is…a legitimately beautiful steelbook lol

 

Too bad they'll only ever sell one

 

Dammit, Tim

 

now on netflix!!!

 

Man, people weren't kidding when they said the quality of Netflix has gone down

 

Las Arañas spin-off when

 

Chill the hell out @Tim

 

Tim's got every device in his house tuned to Madame Web

 

One man, multiple devices, multiple accounts, dozens of simultaneous streams 24/7 all just to skew the watch numbers

 

her web connects them all

 

I finally watched this the other night. It’s not even a fun bad movie. That’s some real bad acting

 

Who needs Netflix when you have a steelbook?

Oh no, not you!

 

Today’s shirt, fittingly enough.

 

Is that a quote from Madame Web?

 

I cannot believe y’all don’t have the outfits of all the Spider-Women committed to your memory.

 

No one is sadder than I, my friend. I love a good, bad movie. I just can’t get over how non-menacing the villain was. I generally think the Razzies are shitty and unnecessary, but that dude gave a special kind of flat performance

 

I do really like Isabela Merced though! I think she’s gonna have a fun career

 

Oh yeah, that villainous performance was the worst of the main roles, lol. Haven’t watched it at home yet, but when I do, I’ll skip every scene with him out of costume without the Spider-Women. But, that wasn’t enough for me, personally, to dampen the joy the other characters gave me.

Honestly, as someone who saw Morbius for research/science… I wish I could take this villain out of this film and replace it with Matt Smith from that one, lol. There’s a moment there where he dances all vampire-ish while putting on his shirt that’s delightful. Alas.

 

I think we need to have an intervention for Tim

 

The last page of posts is better than the actual movie

 

unfortunately that says very little

 

Geez, the world is a shit show, and you wanna take away this weird lil movie that brings me joy!

 

I almost wanna watch this just because all the actresses are cute--I mean, uh, talented! Very much so! And surely give great performances despite everything else!

 

Yeah, Euphoria did give me a bit of a Sydney Sweeney crush haha