Madame Web (SJ Clarkson; February 16, 2024) Movie • Page 18

probably stare at a wall

 

false alarm! dude was a no show

 

i guess i hated this, but i don’t get the reviews calling it boring. maybe that speaks to how much of a star dakota is because she did a lot with almost nothing. feels like there’s some midnight movie appeal to this where you can with a big crowd at all the absurdities. beyond that, there’s no reason to see this

 

So see it on 11 AM on a Saturday, got it

 

Hahahha oh my wife and I are the only seats reserved for that 11 am on a Saturday showing

 

heh, i guess you not gonna NOT watch it, see it in the opening weekend for more laughs

 

tbf that's too early to go to the movies what are you gonna do eat lunch at 1:30 after a movie

 

people readily calling this worse than morbius is very weird to me

 

I would go see a movie at 9 AM if I could

 

I couldn't because I would not be awake which would be an impediment

 

While Jared Leto is a creep and obnoxious as hell, he's more entertaining to watch than Dakota

 

There both bad. I don’t think either are good enough to champion over the other. I mean, Leto is trash, so I should say Madame Web is better. But both were kind of boring in different ways.

 

No way.

 

I don't think either of them can be salvaged. The script is just trash in both. You could throw as many actors as you want, it won't change it.

 

Leto has “I’ve killed people” eyes (derogatory)

Dakota has “I’ve killed people” eyes (complimentary)

 

This is true. It’s the same writers, so it’s not surprising they both suck.

 

This is an absolutely insane take, lol, my goodness.

 

Dakota has the personality of a prune and Jared has the personality of a papaya

They're both awful

 

I honestly thought Dakota did a great job of being a total asshole for most of the film.

 

She was in the right in that situation.

 

Who among us has never carried around rope to “lock” people in coffee shops?