Look WhA1 You Made Me Do [Archived] • Page 991

dying of laughter over here at the thought of sanch channeling his inner randy marsh for the poo of all poos

 

seriously dude if you want to shit, see if you can find a bag of cherries. eat cherries, drink coffee

prepare uranus

 

Too many carbs

 

carbs carbs carbs

 

roughage is an important part of a balanced diet

 

I eat lots of lettuce and other veggies.

 

hahahahahahaha

 

I’ve lost faith in humanity

 

took u long enuff

 

welp i didn't get that marketing job in the legal weed industry

that sucks, they are making a huge mistake

 

life's a b*tch
and then you d*e
so f*ck the world
let's get h*gh

 

you dont like wild thonrberries?

 

fairly certain i'm just going to strike out on my own and start writing articles for the industry anyway. that's where i want to be and i'm not letting this place get me down. besides, they are planning to expand their team to like 10 people by next year at this time - if they don't consider me for that I don't know why they did 3 interviews with me in the first place

i got this really good stuff called G-13 the other day, what up friday night

 

sounds like a killer. have fun

 

Did you write this gorgeous poem?

 

There's a loose seal in their office

 

I wish

 

oh also, i'm totally cold emailing their closest competitor, who i IDed as the other company in the space that's doing what this company should be doing

 

Yes fire fire got me so tired, I'mma stop drop and rollllllll
Put a wet towel under the doooooooooooor
Don't pass it I can't take it no moooooooooooore

 

Hurry pls cuz I need some snacks snacks snacks snacks

 

I'm not even high this is just my normal personality :x

 

I'm about to get a little high

 

I'm gonna eat drunk and also high and eat a cheese filled crust pizza it's Xmas break bitch

 

Eat drunk

 

sounds like a nice Friday night