Look WhA1 You Made Me Do [Archived] • Page 96

He farted with his pee pee.

 

I'm sorry. I haven't slept in days and it's very much starting to affect/effect me.

 

He blew his gonads off with fireworks.

 

Jesus Christ, Erin. Last night you’re talking about simultaneously licking butts. Today, farting out of dongs.

It’s funny.

Erin is funny. Dylan is still not funny.

 

I'm not told I'm funny very often so I will cherish this forever.

 

i may not have simultaneously licked butts

but last night i pet two little kittens at once with one hand

yeah

 

Just google "Blown crotch".

 

That’s honestly pretty cool, tbh. I miss my cat a lot. I’d love to pet two kittens

 

Oh it’s just a pants thing thank god. I thought you maimed yourself

 

what the fuck james @ me next time if you're tryna start shit

 

I saw an infected hair follicle explode today and the doctor freaked me the fuck out bc I've been in SEVERAL code situations and have never heard a doc scream that loud for a nurse.

 

this might be the week sanch actually kills tom delonge

 

if jacob blew away his genitals and the first he did was post on chorus about it

that'd be about right

 

Was it like the size of a grapefruit or something

 

And the lead up to it is pretty well documented for the cops..

 

I had a dream last night that I killed Joe Manganiello with a crossbow bolt, but only because he was trying to kill me first. Also, Joe Manganiello is like my fitness idol and is hot af and it’s probably a jealousy thing

 

@Bloodsucker II @dylan


Fight!

 

No and I think that's why it scared him so bad. Totally unexpected. That's diabetes for you though. I was on the other side drawing blood thank god. I told him to give me like 30 more seconds but he did not.

 

Hahaaa he got that grapefruit hair boyyyy

 

@dylan

i don’t want to fight you. But I do want to know where I can get cheeseburger pizza

 

look in the dumpster

 

Lmao what in the fuck is going on why is there a person without 50% of their body in the background I’m sorry but how is that not the focus

 

this is nothing short of a gift

 

Is that a person with no bottom half crawling behind the chair? They're so agile it looks creepy af.