Look WhA1 You Made Me Do [Archived] • Page 908

hey dylan check snapchat real quick

 

Dylan, you should consider yourself blessed. Cut the crap

 

Can you guys dialllll it back a bit and just talk about lunch?

 

imma get a calzone

 

Sure, I made a song about it.

"I ate too much Taco Bell for lunch, and I wanna dieee"

 

1. i never said i was woken up by the instagram notification. I said it was send before 9AM. That's my problem. Respect the 9AM rule.
2. because i received it. why wouldn't i open it up? the onus is on you to not send social media messages, not for me not to open them.

 

no

 

Strroonnggg decision.

 

You know, Larry David thinks phone etiquette rules are stupid. Just saying

 

receiving notifications early in the morning isn't being blessed, it's a curse. it's a burden i have to carry in the morning all day long, showing up on my home screen or the red circle with that annoying little 1 in it on the app badge, until I open it up. so i might as well get it out of the way when i receive it rather than have it there annoying me all day long. that is the opposite of being blessed.

 

Lmao, wait, so you’re angry simply because you received a notification of any kind before 9am and it has nothing to do with you trying to sleep?

 

dylan should call himself dillon because he's always causing everyone to get in a pickle

 

stfu

 

He just wants to be a pickle jar hero

 

Someone give me all of Dylan's contact info asap

 

yes, it's the principle of the matter

 

address: 69420 hell lane

 

816-420-6969

 

Tomorrow I’m sending a text at exactly 8:59

 

let me slide into them dms real quick

 

my 9AM rule is no different than the phone call cut off 10pm rule in The Wire episode!

 

8:59 at 59 seconds

 

I have a noon rule that I don't want to deal with you until noon, yet here we are!

 

1 cup almond milk
8 slices bacon
Some ham
Broccoli
Almond butter
Cashews
3 eggs

 

I’m just gonna pretend that the message stops here because it sounds v nice