Look WhA1 You Made Me Do [Archived] • Page 907

Well, the last thing I had was a cheesesteak pita from Piteria...so basically anything else. So many options, so little time 'til lunch.

 

i will be eating mcdonalds as training for shattering Matthew Perry's 8 minute Trump challenge record

 

also cause im broke af and can pull off a <$5 lunch with the app

 

you are like McDonald's MacGyver

 

i prefer McDonald's MacGruber, if you will

 

I will!

 

Wow. I was reading this and was like, “huh, this is weirdly nice and thoughtf - oh.”

First of all, saying that I just sent you a “video of me singing” is obfuscating the truth and you know it. It was a video about me wanting to die cause I was studying at 4am. Was there joke singing? Yes. But it wasn’t just a video of me singing to you lol. Secondly, why the fuck do you have Instagram notifications on? turn that off boi

 

ob·fus·cate
ˈäbfəˌskāt/
verb
gerund or present participle: obfuscating
render obscure, unclear, or unintelligible.
"the spelling changes will deform some familiar words and obfuscate their etymological origins"
synonyms: obscure, confuse, make unclear, blur, muddle, complicate, overcomplicate, muddy, cloud, befog
"mere rationalizations to obfuscate rather than clarify the real issue"
antonyms: clarify

• bewilder (someone).
  "it is more likely to obfuscate people than enlighten them"
  synonyms: bewilder, mystify, puzzle, perplex, confuse, baffle, confound, bemuse, befuddle, nonplus;
  informalflummox
  "her work became more and more obfuscated by mathematics and jargon"

NICE!

 

I love it when this thread becomes a GRE study guide all of a sudden

 

just admit you were wrong and move on. don't try and dylan yourself out of the situation

 

Pardon did you just make yourself a verb?

 

I wholly believe that I am not wrong. I even took the time difference into account, assuming that you’d be up by 6 for work. But you should turn instagram notifications off, they aren’t important

 

Ugh I hate when I have to hang with my boss all day. So awkward

 

1. i fucking hate mornings why the fuck would i be up any earlier than i absolutely have to, do you even know me, james??!! i dont get out of bed until 7:15am to be at work at 8am.
2. i don't get enough instagram notifications to warrant me taking the time to change the default settings to disable notifications. so thanks for reminding me that I'm ugly and my pictures are bad and I don't get any notifications because of it. asshole

 

gosh leave it to dylan to be irrationally angry over a kind gesture. he should appreciate you more.

 

send it at 9:01am and i would have probabl enjoyed it. send it before 9:00am and i want to rip james apart limb by limb

 

send bitmojis to dylan anytime of the day and he'll still want to rip you limb from limb

 

I understand your motivation but I can't condone your actions

 

You can’t use your anger to hide behind your irrationality. First off, there is no way a single Instagram notification woke you up. But let’s just say it did. An Instagram alert is inherently far less important than a text. If you knew that opening it up would upset you, why did you open it?

 

i should start using social media so i can annoy dylan at all hours

 

this isn't irrational. this is completely rational.

 

shut up robot

 

yes you can. and you will.

 

i have my insta notifications on.