Look WhA1 You Made Me Do [Archived] • Page 903

That's what DE Jr would say if he's trying to disguise himself

 

Brush I got this mango chipotle seasoning from Fresh Market and it is the shit aside from when I bite into a green bean and it explodes boiling hot oil into my mouth and now I want to die

 

I worry it might be triggering

 

@Dog with a Blog you know what to do

 

Dude isn't even slicing up the banana that's just a fucked up hot dog

 

I’m at the gym for the first time in over a week and I suck

 

thought I’d change it up this time

 

this is worse than ketchup posts

 

"Thicc, but really fucking tasty"

 

Also, is that just three whole olives on top of that??? It looks like Pizza the Hut had explosive diarrhea

 

I like my jeans like my sexuality. Slim Straight.

 

go to hell







that's fuckin' disgusting.

 

I am 30x32 and like my jeans like I like my bees, not touching my genitals.

 

"I'm gonna be healthy and eat a salad through."
My brain: "yeah but your gonna eat this entire fucking box of eclairs tho"

 

Why isn't there a Tinder for shitposts. Like, instead of a bunch of identical looking white people with camels, it's just like, your best shitposts.

 

It'd be like The Bachelor for me

 

Okay, hear me out - Rocket League should be a real sport

 

lmao

 

CarpetElf is happy drunk for the first time in weeks so get on this shitpost hype train while you still can. Spoiler - The last stop is listening to the last chorus of My Heart Will Go On.

 

Matt wears JNCO

 

Nah dude I got the best pair of jeans the other day. They don't look like I listen to ICP or anything

 

I did rock jorts big time in high school tho

 

Matt is a juggalo

 

Lol i always sing this at my friends when were together and it rains