Look WhA1 You Made Me Do [Archived] • Page 75

I think he and I could have a life together. If it weren't for the rules.

 

Before the date even starts for me, because you know me, I’d instantly try to push every button just to see the reaction

 

i would get ghosted after 3 messages

 

I absolutely did it every time I went out at night when I lived alone. Sorry if my safety is an inconvenience for you Dylan

 

if you double text you're dead to me

 

I still think it’s thoughtful

No one ever gets to see their own grave

 

Man, what am I then haha

 

I wish I could go back in time and say this to him.

 

I've already broken several of @dylan 's rules as far as texting him goes

 

Except for zombies but they lack the cognitive ability to appreciate it

 

You can't control the make of your phone

 

1. "green texting"
2. double-triple texts
3. texting after midnight
4. texting before 9 am

i broke them all on purpose and he still talks to me what a sucker

 

The extra 15 seconds to flip a couple of switches isn't going to make you any more late than you already are. Plus, your tardiness is your own fault, don't kill the rest of us because of your inability to manage your time efficiently.

I give people two dates usually unless something terrible happens. Lots of people get nervous or put on a show that first date so I get that. But if it's anything related to common decency or social laws, then yeah, I'm leaving.

I'm laughing so hard at my desk oh my god

No.

I am an easy person to get riled up, I will admit it.

Apology accepted.

you fucking texted my multiple times and misspelled my name at 2AM on a Sunday night.

can't you, though?

 

yawn

 

Damn, shot down again. At least now I can leave all the lights on I want.

 

yeah, that flag was as red as that Heinz 57 dude

 

hey folks

 

Hahaaa Dylan is a savage!

 

yeah dylan there def was not enough description

 

Dylan is unhinged today

 

He fuckin' wrote a novella this morning. I was on the edge of my seat.

 

He wrote another long ass post?

 

He's thrown away any facade

 

who is he...dylan thomas?

 

wtf, ken can tell me chipotle sauce isn't a condiment and that is what kills the thread???

i'll admit it was awful, but where is the admonishment