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yeah this is exactly how it went down :(

 

I'm hangin' by a mooooment with youuuu
Hungover and browwwwsin' YouTube
Any minute now and I might puukeeee
Just hangin' by a moooomenntt with youuuu

 

wut

 

@dylan I need to know how much of your story is truth. I’m struggling with the fact that you threw away something that honestly sounds perfect because of ketchup

 

legitimately 98%. I don't know if 59' Sound actually came on the radio, it just was a song that stuck out in my mind that fit the scene of that day. I don't know if the cardigan she wore that day was the same as the one she wore when we first met, but it looked similar. Those small details that set the scenes were mostly ad lib.

I really did break up with her over the ketchup thing and her sheer indifference for how disgusting it was to put ketchup on top of fries and lick her fingers in public and the fact that she didn't ask before she did it. The fries were for both of us, not just her, so that was really rude imo. Me asking her wtf and her response I remember it word for word still.

 

Dylan, I love you. I am perplexed, and slightly angry, and do not understand, but I love you.

 

i don't understand why you're perplexed? If someone did something rude and selfish like that, that wouldn't at least cause you to pause and think about the person you are dating?

 

I’m getting married at the courthouse if anyone decides they’d like to marry me.

 

I think that we must make concessions in all relationships. I might question it and perhaps work through such an egregious offense before throwing it away. If it were to continue, then it might be a problem. But a one time thing that’s easily solvable? *Larry David eh*

One the one hand she puts ketchup on top of fries without asking. On the other, our sexual escapades last nearly five hours


¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

you would be shocked at what he would break up with someone over lol

 

I highly recommend it, completely stress-free

 

I probably wouldn't

 

The sex wasn't worth it if it meant having to deal with that. It showed her true colors and what kind of person she is deep down. She's inconsiderate and disgusting.

Green texters

 

leaving cabinet openers

 

Maybe I did a bad job at describing the horror of what she did, the flippancy by which she did it, or I didn't properly describe the scene. Because if you guys saw what I saw that day, you'd do the same thing.

 

those that don't replace the liner in the trash can when they empty the trash can

 

what about people that don't turn off the lights when they leave their domicile?

 

they get the bullet

 

figures

 

this one drives me nuts oh my god

 

What if i'm in a hurry though

 

I wonder how long each of us would last according to Dylan's rules, he'd walk out mid first date for me

 

like not only is it sheer laziness and disregard for the others in your home, but you're also singlehandedly destroying the environment and wasting electricity. Even if you live alone, it doesn't matter. you're a wasteful person and a waste of a person. Jesus christ.

 

same haha

 

Customer told us to do a spooky Halloween arrangement and wouldn't give us specifications. Customer called back to complain.

I just feel like if you are sending flowers to someone who just found out they are dying, maybe mention that before someone accidentally sends them something with a gravestone reading "RIP".