Look WhA1 You Made Me Do [Archived] • Page 684

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@Garrett L.

Tickets for the show on Saturday night of the conference are going to go public

 

I edited mine lol

 

Also did I miss anything good in the last 40 pages?

 

I want to murder u

 

Damn, of course they are. I'm already buying tickets I can't afford today, too...

 

But they'll be cheap!

 

Here's a real one:

Once upon a time in Tupac's grave sat five little Minions.
The Chipotle next door imploded, leaving a sauce stain and Tupac's grave leveled.
However, Tupac's evergreen body reanimated gloriously and rapped @dadbolt's mixtape featuring Chumbawumba.
Kanye interrupted @dylan, who knew that he could melt Steel Train after dawn.
Bleachers were filled with fun and Minions and jackboxes that could be used as condiments and Tupac preferred rhyming orange with Julius Caesar peppers.
Flea was emancipated despite Kiedis' rampant attempts to keep bedazzling foes of Nicholas Cage.
Meanwhile, at Buffalo Wild Wings, Jacob vigorously chopped chicken tenders with A1-branded lightsabers.
Anyway, back at Coachella, Bleachers featured Moonpies: Tupac's favorite pole dancer.
Tupac rose from his early slumber.
Towelie remembered Funkytown as a haven for Flea.
Flea, whose cocksock fell on Kanye's Yeezys, ran... towards Funkytown!
Jacob sharpened his machete with Danny Trejo's hands, bleeding profusely on Tupac's jackbox.
"Somebody once told me Shrek bodyslammed Danny DeVito into Tupac's obliterated remains", said Jacob.
"Shrek drove over Eric Andre's accountant, leaving nothing but net losses for Kobe, Japan".

 

This thread is never good

 

I was thinking about this today and shuddering. One time I caught my ex's dad mbating. Thankfully we broke up shortly after.

 

that's a pretty good story

 

Do you know how much?

 

I'm really bummed As Cities Burn isn't coming anywhere near me on this little tour

 

Thanks. I need therapy.

 

I feel like the dog avatar thing was pretty good. Do you want a dog avatar?

Some dude in another thread complimented me for my Dog with a Blog avatar

 

Hey @electro haikus -- are we keeping our identity a secret when we mail our secret santa or is that when the cat's out of the bag?

 

$20

Emery, As Cities Burn, Kings Kaleidoscope, Derek Minor

 

@Dirty Sanchez I've been kinda following the lighter side of keto dieting and I've lost 16 pounds since Thanksgiving. Thanks for bringing it up bc I had never heard of it.

 

Has anyone here ever been on the dark web? Is it as scary as ppl say

 

I'm not sure if it still is but it definitely used to be

 

I'm too stupid to figure out how to get on the Dark Web but I don't think I would if I could and I LOVEEEEEEE scary, morbid, gross shit. That stuff is demented.

 

I have to be good. But like, ACB.

 

no i think that's fine, helps make sure the person is expecting a package if you're like me and have packages stolen all the time lol

 

No just the dork web

 

Dark, morbid, scary shit isn't as fun when it's real.