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would you rather all the songs you hear sound like they were being performed by the band Smash Mouth or on every tv show you watch every person looks like Ann Coulter

 

the latter, maybe it would end this mess

 

Do what now?

 

At least she's incredibly attractive

 

Omg 1000x the latter

 

so is that your answer then?

 

would you rather own and operate a clown college for the rest of your life or become a mime for the next twenty years

 

I bet Ann Coulter doesn't even believe half the shit she says

 

some of the stakes might need adjusting idk everything people

 

Of course.

 

somebody once told me Ann Coulter was gonna own me

 

Also please knew that I don't actually think she's incredibly attractive

 

Off the top of my head:

Would You Rather

Eat nothing but pizza, burgers, & tacos for the rest of your life but nothing else -OR- Be able to eat anything except for pizza, burgers, and tacos for the rest of your life?

Live by the ocean -OR- live by the mountains?

Front a world-famous band playing a genre of music you dislike -OR- Front a small-time band and struggle playing music you enjoy?

Host SNL -OR- Host a roast of your favorite celebrity?

Play 1-on-1 with Lebron James but he doesn't go easy on you -OR- Compete on Iron Chef against Masaharu Morimoto and he doesn't go easy on you?

Be a weekly guest on Fox & Friends -OR- Have a weekly dinner with Sarah Huckabee Sanders with mandatory conversation participation?

Personally have to deliver the news that your favorite show has been cancelled to its creators -OR- Inform your favorite musical artist that their record label has dropped them?

 

She ain't the sharpest tool in the shedddddd

 

Wow that actually works quite well

 

Smash Mouth would be the greatest thing ever

 

These are so wholesome



And extremely lame. Would you rather has to have risks and severe consequences to the choices

 

if you take my product and cheapen it and dumb it down and I'm going to be one angry candy

 

At the stars game last night idk why but they kept playing smash mouth and then put a giant pic of them on the overhead screen. Then they remixed somebody once told me with I wanna rock right now and I was like what is happening?!? I felt like I was being meme'd and shitposting became real life

 

That’s not extreme, Anthony. Having a conversation with an idiot is what I do in here on a daily basis with all these chumps

 

i think they're very good for the record

 

If you were the lead character in a Pixar film your name would be Bull-E

 

Would you rather fuck a pinecone or a Porcupine?


How's that?

 

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