Look WhA1 You Made Me Do [Archived] • Page 646

Gorilla.

 

I think it'd be cool if there was a Mario game where you were a Goomba and had to dodge all the other people playing Mario

 

Mountain lion, the internet gets really mad when you kill a gorilla

 

Or if there was a Mario game where you had to actually be Mario outside of his "Mushroom Kingdom save the world" job and just be a plumber

 

Dude a gorilla would fucking rip your arm off and beat you with it

lol, damn. that's not what a want at all

 

omg

 

mountain lion

 

lmao

 

Haha Dog the Bounty Hunter is lookin' reallll lion-esque in that pic though, you have to admit.

 

My dad’s dog weighs 25lbs more than me and on his hind legs is taller than me. That work?

 

According to Nintendo, Mario is only 25 years old, which is just wrong. Dude is like 47 and going through a divorce.

 

Some plumber comes to town and starts jumping on your head

 

With Luigi?

EDIT: Forgot they're brothers and not "bros"

 

We're gettin there. Mastiff?

 

*pushes glasses*

with Odyssey and related marketing, Nintendo clearly established that Mario is in fact NOT a plumber, normie.

*jumps out window*

 

I have a cat with a dog's personality. His name is Nibbler. You can't have him, he's my cat son.

 

*sets off confetti right as you hit the ground*

 

Google tibetan mastiff

 

Mario is 25 my ass

dude is at least 45

 

English Mastiff, yeah.

 

i have a friend who used to be real cool, used to call him mah dude
now he's all about the rules, and i call him mastiff

 

mountain lion

 

*jumps out additional window*