Look WhA1 You Made Me Do [Archived] • Page 627

i'm retiring goodbye my best days are behind me

 

I don’t understand but I like this

 

If anybody says bad things about dogs it's a bad day

 

Oh, trust me, I’ve been a barista. People will complain that you’ve given them too much coffee.

 

You're right, I only get tall was thinking of Ariana probably

 

you n me both brother

 

would you be so bold to say it's a dog day?

 

No they're over

 

Got any favorite beans? Generally I do a splash of half and half and that's it. Sugar in coffee is the devil

 

No but I’m open to suggestions if you do!

 

check this bean out guys

 

Dogs are okay, 95% of dog owners are the worst people and I hate them

5% are fine

 

well yeah i laid out the groundwork for the complaint right there haha, i'm just not a total dick like some people

i played "let the water tension keep the drink in the cup" and managed to get a bit of half and half in there

 

i like my caffeine in the form of candied gasoline

 

This sounds like lyrics to either a scene band or Lorde

 

i have to imagine people who walk dogs for a living are insufferable right

 

hmm i drink this Colombia Supremo from Trader Joe's that's decent. but also I'm a creature of habit so i've been drinking that for like 1.5 years now

 

my last doggo passed away my senior year of high school. he was a total mutt but was more blue heeler than anything else and he was a treasure!

 

my parents have this barrel chested white goat of a dog name Nova and she is the god damn best

 

I think I have gifts picked out for my secret santa person but if I order it now it would literally be there in two days and I don't want to jump the gun this quick. Damn you amazon!!

 

Sounds super

 

The girl I get my weed from has a blue heeler and he is absolutely perfect!

 

Like 5% of dog owners are like rational human beings with aspirations and compassion and understanding of life itself

60% treat their dogs with major neglect in public and become a hazard to everyone around them and make everyone else feel responsible for their living creature because they're too big of a moron to care

And finally 35% treat their dogs like actual children and refer to them as their "babies" which is okay without context but the context is that they literally treat their dogs like they're more important than human beings and say things like "I think what Michael Vick did was way worse than hitting a woman" (this is an actual thing I read on Chorus once) and coddle their dogs beyond belief but also take no responsibility when their dog does something to another person and basically put blame on that person for their own dog

 

I have a Keurig (sinful, I know), but my favortie coffee that I make in it comes from Columbia too. Columbian Fair Trade Select by Green Mountain Coffee. It's fantastic for a cup of Keurig coffee.

 

I'm just gonna pretend I didn't read that post slandering dog owners.