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Geese are one of the biggest bunch of assholes in the animal kingdom.

 

geese are fucking rude. you do not want one

 

my neighbours had four that just walked around in their yard. they were cool. I can't speak to all geese tho obviously

 

and I'm an asshole

so...

 

Don't let life get your goose

 

I just typed in "geese are" into Google and the first suggested word was "evil."

 

might get a duck

idk - we'll see where life takes us

 

foxes seem fucking sweet as a pet. but crazy. and probably not right. and I wouldn't do it lol

 

I want a raccoon but they can get rabies so nah

 

Ya definitely. I love ‘em but I follow juniperfox on IG and she posts a lot of good info on why they’re terrible pets and you shouldn’t get one

 

In theory, I want a fox and a sloth. You can get "domesticated" foxes, but they aren't at the level of dogs yet and the process is questionable.

 

seems like you'd get along

 

my dream pet is a three-toed sloth but that'll never happen unless I fall ass backwards into a pile of money

 

I just want a pet lizard.

 

Oh yeah I want a fuckin grizzly bear

 

Dream pet would be a red panda though because they are the most adorable animals to ever exist.

 

Yes I would die but it would be the best death

 

One of my coworkers grew up in Dubai with all the richies. One of his friends had a pet Cheetah until it grew full size. Wtf

 

my dream pet is a dolphin but I think keeping a dolphin in an above ground pool would be animal abuse

 

My dad had a pet raccoon when he was growing up

 

Also the plot of Ace Ventura

 

Dream pet is whatever pet my brother or sister has because I'm too selfish to take care of other living beings physically or emotionally hahahahahahahhaahaha

 

Got all the addresses! I will send out the information to each of you individually once I'm back at work tomorrow because the list I generated is there haha

 

Hmmm

 

animals are funny