Look WhA1 You Made Me Do [Archived] • Page 538

@Ken dude

 

They definitely pump extra joy into the air at 5 guys

 

Hmmm that's a good question. 5-10... so let's say 7.

 

Wow, you went to all the bad ones. What’re the chances.

 

just gonna go out on a limb and say the avg. is probably 6.9

 

haha what are they! Look, five guys isn't bad, it's just super expensive and I feel like the burger is always a slop fest and the fries are always soggy. I still enjoy eating it though.

sorry @angrycandy

 

best fast food burger poll, set it up

 

Mine was $9, which doesn’t seem THAT bad

 

Mcdonalds will win.

 

For just the burger?

 

Burger and fries

 

It's not bad, but it's the same or more expensive than burger places I like more.

 

Anyway, I feel like I need to stfu haha

 

Nah

 

Getting bullied by dyl pickles on snapchat. Can’t I just live my life?

 

I’ve never bullied anyone in my life

 

I didn’t say shit to you, Joe!

 

tfw I can't actually tell if @dylan is actually mad, sarcastic, or just bad

 

Don’t @ me ever again

 

Well I can’t seem to post an attachment on here from my phone but rest assured Dylan called me a piece of shit and I’m just like “uhh can I eat a burger and fries in peace?”

 

Burger and fries dude? Nice!

 

we believe you

 

...I seriously can't tell

This message doesn't help

 

Convenience:
-The Shake Shack nearest to us was at an outdoor mall with the most horrific parking situation ever. Immediately ruined my mood. 0/10
-Five Guys had a parking lot and was at a convenient corner location. 7/10

Wait:
-Shake Shack wait was a bit longer than desired but understandable. 6/10
-Five Guys wait was way too long for what it was. 4/10

Service:
-Shake Shack did not specify which of our burgers was gluten free. Trying to kill my wife is a downside. -30/10
-Five Guys service was very apathetic but also did not attempt assassination of my wife. 3/10

Menu:
-Shake Shack sold dog biscuits on their menu. -10/10
-Five Guys had a good customizable menu. Also did not sell dog biscuits. 8/10

Burger:
-Shake Shack tasted phenomenal. Still have to subtract points here for one of the burgers being lethal and unspecified. 9/10
-Five Guys burger was good. I liked the freeform customizability but the quality was not on par with Shake Shack. 8/10

Fries:
-Shake Shack had pretty great fries, tasted full bodied without being overwhelmingly so. Only subtracting 1 point for the fact that they were cooked with gluten-ous items and my wife could not try them as a result and that hurts me. 9/10
-Five Guys fries are pretty good too. I had the cajun fries and Laura had the regular fries, I preferred the cajun. 6/10

Overall:
I would conveniently go to Five Guys again before I went to Shake Shack again. If Shake Shack is recommended as a place to meet with friends I would happily eat there and enjoy their deliciousness, but I would rather conveniently enjoy Five Guys than go through the hassle of going to Shake Shack and fearing for my family's lives. The inconvenience of Shake Shack in comparison to better local places makes it not worth the effort, whereas Five Guys operates as a convenient, pretty good quality chain.

 

This is historical revisionism. I am minding my own business and I get a Snapchat from mike earlier that is a video of him visually harassing me by putting ketchup on top of fries. He provoked me. He messed with the bull so he got the horns