Look WhA1 You Made Me Do [Archived] • Page 520

Here is the original conversation.

Let us look at @SlappinCups original post in which the condiment in question (hereafter "chipotle") is first brought up. As we see, chipotle is within the middle of a list containing several other condiments. This list contains within it the several different types of condiments, all of which are created using mixtures of various spices, sauces, vinegars, dairy products, vegetables, and oils. This list refers to each condiment by their general name, e.g. the mixture of melted cheese, cream, chili peppers, and other various ingredients as determined by geographical style or individual preference is referred to in Cups' list as simply "queso."

Basic reading comprehension and the use of context clues of the surrounding condiments on the list by the average reader would lead them to understand that "chipotle" listed in Cups' list is implied to be a sort of sauce or other variation that would generally be described as a "condiment." Cups' list does not contain any other dried vegetable, spice, or singular food item that would lead the reader to believe that Cups does not understand what does or does not qualify as a "condiment" nor that Cups tries to argue that any singular food item as listed above should be considered a "condiment."

Further more, as we see, when the point is raised, Cups immediately addresses the misconception of his list as read by Ken. However, still to date, Ken tries to argue to the contrary.

I posit that @Ken was purposefully being pedantic (which I believe the court will agree is a common perception of Ken by the members of Chorus) with the sole purpose of starting an argument with @SlappinCups . Ken only address the chipotle item. The one item on the list that is implied to be a sauce or other type of condiment. Ken does not reference or address any other condiment or food item on Cups' list. Ken did not argue the point in good faith, he simply argued for the sake of arguing.

I believe my client, @SlappinCups , is being defamed and slandered by @Ken and I will not rest until justice is served.

 

get owned bish

 

Can we lock this thread

 

holy shit dylan is doing A1 homework

 

My point still stands. Nice effort though. I only read part of this, but it was pretty good I guess.

 

now that i've owned ken yes we can

 

i'm starting to doubt if @Ken and @dylan have a fake vendetta or a real one

 

It's entirely fake.

 

i'd like to think it's fake for you, but @dylan is constantly monitoring blood pressure spikes

 

I like to get him riled up. Maybe I should stop? @dadbolt taught me

 

Wtf. I put up an ad on Craigslist for the open room in my apartment and this 20 year old girl emailed me with interest in moving in who claims to make 3k a month. What the hell!? 3k a month at 20...where did I go wrong in life

 

I thought this was the goat movie

 

bullshit and you know it! he immediately address that the "sauce" was implied due to the nature of the other condiments contained within the list. At that point the argument should have been resolved. Could Cups' have added "sauce" behind chipotle and avoided this? of course. but you also have been pushing this argument all over this website for almost a month even after it's been addressed and seemingly resolved. You are the one who keeps bringing it up. you are the one who keeps using the word "chipotle" in your posts, quoting Cups and @'ing me. We see right past your bullshit and I'm not letting it go until you do.


THIS IS WAR

 

it's entirely real.

Oh. uh yeah, it's uh, fake for me too.

i spent the last 20 minutes having my bosses/coworkers talk to me about how quick i am to judge and argue with people about the most inane and unimportant things so yeah, every argument or post i make on this site is completely real and it's how i am in real life too

 

VAGUE?! What does that even mean?! How is it vague?! It's clearly defined! It's SAUCE! Everyone knows what "sauce" means, thus....uh it's universal! Come on, don't even start with me again. Take the L and move on.

 

I'm trying to make amends in the children's story thread. Our unity over lobster is bigger than any condiment disagreement.

 

No, because you could have chipotle mayo, chipotle ketchup, chipotle mustard, chipotle salsa, the list is nearly endless.

 

ALL OF WHICH ARE CONDIMENTS AND THUS SATISFY THE REQUIREMENTS FOR BEING ON CUPS' LIST WHAT THE FUCK HOW IS IT THAT HARD TO UNDERSTAND

 

You can't seem to grasp the difference between an ingredient and a condiment. I don't know what to tell you.

 

i already addressed the ingredient vs. condiment issue in MY ORIGINAL FUCKING POST GOD DAMNIT

 

You addressing =/= you understanding, apparently. Chipotle is an ingredient because it has to be added to something else in order to make it a "chipotle condiment." This is very basic.

Also, this argument is growing tiresome. You refuse to see the error of your ways and not only that, are resistant to just moving forward, which I have suggested multiple times.

 

@dylan I highly suggest we drop this discussion as it is clearly going nowhere. If you want to talk about food or ideas involving food, come to the Food Thread or the Menu thread. You're more than welcome and I'd be interested to see what you have to say.

 

Are we doing a secret santa for chorus? if so, whoever gets Ken be sure to pick him up Hooked on Phonics

 

i'd have a stroke