Look WhA1 You Made Me Do [Archived] • Page 511

a recurring bit of mine for 15 years has been saying any sentence that ends in "the table" in Chop Suey cadence

HOLDONLETMECLOROXWIPETHETABLE

STEVECANYOUGETMIAOFFTHETABLE

i am very funny

 

i checked in like 45 minutes ago and people were just talking about their avatars and now...

what's going on

 

WAKEUPGRABABRUSHANDPUTONALITTLEMAKEUPHEWANTEDTO

 

wow ken is not down w/ the system

 

OOOO WAH AH AH AH AH

 

LETMEPUTMYHORSEBACKINTHEIRSTABLE

 

theyre so hilarious and in poor taste musically. it is crazy funny and amazing how many records they sold to such a wide audience.

they're kind of like a radio version of some of Mike Pattons ideas actually. which is pretty lame. really glad they exist though for the humor of it.

 

to be fair you have to have a very high IQ to understand my long-spaced joke posts

 

WHATHEFUCKITHINKWEJUSTLOSTOURCABLE

 

fuckface asshole pieces of shit

 

I said hey

 

u deserve a timeout

 

I HAVE A MEETING AT 9AM THAT'S GONNA GO ON FOREVER THAT IM STILL WORKING ON DOCUMENTS FOR AND YOU ALL ARE GETTING ME ALL STRESSED AND PISSED AND DISTRACTING ME FROM GETTING MY WORK DONE GET LIVES OR GO DO SOMETHING PRODUCTIVE

 

Thread is solid today that's for sure

 

Close your browser. Smoke some weed.

 

can we all spend 9-10 just absolutely bombing @dylan with snaps?

 

a solid piece of shit

 

We aren't snapchat friends

 

I'll break my phone and then break your face

 

ad me bish dgibson156

 

i mean these are limp bizkit lyrics and look how many records they sold

I thank God, mom and dad
Adriana for the love I feel inside
Jordan, my phat ass band without 'em I'd be nothing
But a pumpkin shoved inside a can

Scott Weiland the melody man
If you can't sing it nobody can
Wu-Tang Clan skills from the Method
The world's best MC kills on this record
Slim Shady crazy ass cracker
Staind a brand new drug for your brain
Les Claypool, for acting like a fool
And all of the bands for the demos that were kool

 

If your broke his face with your phone and that broke your phone, you'd break two things with one phone.

 

I sent him a beautiful one with Kelly Clarkson lyrics

 

everyone add me roberthughes96

not dylan he sucks

 

Yeah and they've always been terrible. Hilariously terrible.