Look WhA1 You Made Me Do [Archived] • Page 500

This is my sentiment.

I love that everything comes with a side of pancakes

 

the most i've ever related to a drake song tbh

 

I've been the IHOP once, and my table was right next to the mayor of Cincinnati lol.

 

Lately at work I've felt very accomplished. Stuff that I've been trying to clean up for 2 1/2 years is finally coming together and I ACTUALLY understand how our different systems work to the point that I'm having to explain it to my boss. It's been incredibly satisfying.

 

Wingstop > BBW but I like both

 

I remember why I hate life so much every morning when I wake up and realize I didn’t die in my sleep. I don’t need an adequately mediocre diner to do that for me

 

Dont ever lump me in with him

STOP!!!!

 

Consider yourself lumped!

 

lump sat alone in a boggy marsh
totally emotionless except for her heart

 

Dont you tell me

 

Damn, what'd you do to the work restroom??

 

Jerry Springer???

 

Mark Mallory

 

Chases salsa obsession needs to be stopped

 

No. Salsa is amazing.

Go chase go!!! More more more!!

 

c'mon he just wants to dance

 

Im so mad but also i laughed at this but its def not the 3 margaritas

 

I remember when I thought my salad was funny af.

 

I’m at this bar that is basically a house and it is super rad! It’s got a fireplace goin and classy couches and a bunch of books. Me likey!

 

Who wants to take bets on how quickly James will post about a woman approaching him at the bar and they cuddle next to the fire place and then he somehow fumbles the entire thing?

 

When does it end

 

bully

 

sanch gone wild

 

When I'm no longer fat!!!

 

This would never happen on a Tuesday night