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That's Lars And The Real Girl (2007)

 

i really don't want sex bots to rule the world

 

you better not make my puppet interact with any of the other puppets

 

If you say so. I would basically never have it in me to ask for a random girl’s number though (I’ve only done that once). So, when the time comes that I meet someone who actually interests me, I genuinely would like to know how it’s done without seeming creepy.

 

I’m across the street from a Johnny Rockets and they are advertising a new sandwich called the “Meat Crush” and that just doesn’t sit well with me

 

meat crush def leans towards to sounding like a sex thing.

 

i don't even know what a meat crush is but i would eat four

 

Gay dating app

 

there is going to be a time where not being vegan/vegetarian is going to be considered problematic

it'll probably be in my life time

logic says "get out in front of it, change your ways"

all of me says "how even?"

 

It's easy!

"man, this has been a really fun conversation, it's really neat that we share X in common. If you're interested, I'd be down to talk about it more sometime over coffee or beer sometime."

There's a whole host of easy non-creepy ways to ask a girl out once you break that first awkward interaction.

 

I got a girl's number who worked at Red Lobster one time. I had the ultimate feast. Yada yada yada I never heard from her again.

 

idk wtf this means.

edit: oh wait. I see now lol

 

I'm trying to keep track of my meat intake, okay that one definitely sounds like a sex thing, and eating less meat is doable, I don't think we need to cut it out entirely

 

Endless shrimp

 

I think I could cut out red meat, there are some very good substitutes, but I could not cut out fish

 

It's easier than you think

 

Shyam....alan??

 

Tell you what though, veggie dogs are not good

Or at least those ones weren't

 

Beef Curtains

 

hot dogs are barely good so i totally buy their veggie equivalent being lacking

 

I don't even want to know what's in a veggie dog

 

what a twist

 

Fake meat is disgusting. That said, vegetables and fruits and everything else are fucking delicious... there's absolutely no need to try to make them into something they're not.

What is this??

 

hot dogs are almost fake meat haha. "lips and assholes", if you will. there are good ones, mainly kosher dogs. venison hot dogs are truly heavenly.