Look WhA1 You Made Me Do [Archived] • Page 202

And aunts

 

Nice

 

I've heard of ants on a log but this is ridiculous

 

give him a little credit for his size dude

 

Jesussssss

 

I just remembered that last night I had one of those dreams where you can't remember if it was real or not about coffee made from ants

 

looks like the CK article is out

 

already said my "fuck him" in the comedy thread but it's worth repeating

fuck him

 

there are days I hate work and days, like today, where it’s fun as fuck.

 

what did you do at work today, bud? Make any new friends?

 

Been shooting the shit with a bar owner for like 40 mins and then he just started offering free pours of these rare beers he tapped and refused to let me pay for them.

Edit: plus I have an event at 7 where I just fill up samples of beer I’m selling and hand them out to customers and just bullshit with strangers all night which is always a good time

 

What the fuck is wrong with people in Hollywood?

Out of all the big name comedians that I remotely care about CK is the least surprising I expected to have allegations against him but Jesus Christ, imagine that people don't wanna be sexually assaulted, what a weird concept

 

I just put my contacts in and now I don't know if I see better with contacts or glasses. Gah. I hope they don't freeze my eyeballs.

 

also I have an appointment with my eye doctor shortly. *Full disclosure*

 

legit conversation i just had with the assistant city administrator:

me: ...alright, thanks, i'll get out of your head.

her: i think the phrase is "get out of your hair."

me: i don't think so. but i am very influential so I'm sure I'm in your head too.

her: nope, i don't let you in there. I don't want that at all. I will say though you have planted the seed for me thinking about getting an apple watch lately. You've been watering that seed all week and I might get one this weekend now.

me: have I been watering the seed or more standing over the pot of dirt screaming at the seed to buy an apple watch?

her: neither seeds or I respond well to screaming, I can tell you that.

me: yeah huh. plants respond to sounds and it helps them grow. like if you play mozart for a plant it'll grow faster.

her: ....did you just compare you screaming to mozart. Do you think your voice is like mozart?

me: i...

her: nope, no. i already know you're going to say yes. get out.

 

It's like the very foundation of Hollywood was steeped in it from the beginning. it feels like a big huge cult. pretty shocking

 

I accidentally left it in my friend's car, he lives a few hours away so he's just gonna ship it to me. Using an old 5c for now but it only works with wifi.

 

fucking millennial

 

@ChrisCantWrite

 

in reality it's good @dylan has an apple watch so he can visualize his blood pressure reaching a volcanic boil

 

Lmao, in this scenario are you referring to the assistant city manager as a pot of dirt?

 

It tracks my heart rate not my blood pressure. I do have a bp monitor that connects to my iPhone though. I’m really bad about using it consistently. I went to the Dr about 4 years ago when I was 22 and he said I already had hypertension. I think my bp was like 140/90 or something like that when he checked.

 

I haven’t been back since because doctors are scam artists!

 

I like my Apple Watch...

 

yeah i'll have one by spring, just can't let @dylan act like a person under 90 and not make fun of him for it