Look WhA1 You Made Me Do [Archived] • Page 172

How do you drink coffee on an empty stomach without becoming a shit monster for the whole day

 

Years and years of practice. You'll learn, i'm sure.

 

jacob y r u such a shit manster

 

he's just clearing up room for lunch

 

I was born this way bb

 

Yeah you gotta get rid of all the toxins before you retox.

 

weren't you a dog or something too?

 

I was raised as one until I was 6.

 

Don't be a drag just be a queen

 

holy shit you were a leash kid weren't you

 

Just at like, Disney and big places where i'd wander.

 

Cutting back on coffee sucks

 

amen. that's what I'm doing, except instead of toxins I'm doing carbs and sugar. I feel like a hell monster today. I'm basically Dennis when he moves to the suburbs with Mac.

Why I was late for work today:


At Red Robin tonight:


Talking to my neighbors:


Telling @electro haikus how burgers should be made:


How I feel the rest of the time:

 

thanks @Dirty Sanchez

I don't think you're an asshole, Cam

 

This was a beautiful post. I laughed, I cried, and laughed some more.

 

Today was the day I was going to sleep late. Dude with chainsaw at 8am said I don’t think sooooo.

 

But actually it's easy to just eat meat and veggies

 

Stir Fry is amaze. I need to make some soon.

 

Dude with a chainsaw

He'll skin your ass raw

 

Are you okay? He didn't get you, did he?

Less than 20 carbs a day and virtually 0 sugar is difficult when you've been used to the opposite for 30 years.

 

Idk I did Paleo so there was no counting

 

That sounds rough too haha

 

Increased urination yet, Ken?

 

IDK dude

 

I feel sick to be honest haha