Look WhA1 You Made Me Do [Archived] • Page 160

I like Rush. (band)

 

*scott aukerman voice*

so what's your salary?

 

here u go dude its pretty good

 

what number are you on the call sheet?

 

cups i literally had this joke typed, the youtube link copied, and bailed at the last moment

 

Im having such a weirdly interesting day at work. I work for a company that does auction based sales of antiques, art amd liquidates estates and this dude who is selling his stuff is literally the dude from wolf of wallstreet. He has some amazing stuff. Original dali's, matisse etchings, baseball cards signed and worth thousands. Hes fucking crazy though. He asked if i wanted drugs basically, he showed me all his multiple lady friends even though hes with someone. He has a shit ton of really expensive liquor he kept making me smell. He showed me a pic of his son who used to play for cowboys and homie looked like vin diseal ate 5 vin diseals. Dude was like 350 of pure muscle. Weird day.

 

cog·i·tate
ˈkäjəˌtāt/
verb
formalhumorous
verb: cogitate; 3rd person present: cogitates; past tense: cogitated; past participle: cogitated; gerund or present participle: cogitating

1. think deeply about something; meditate or reflect.
   "he stroked his beard and retired to cogitate"
   synonyms: think about/on/over, contemplate, consider, mull over, meditate on, muse on/over, ponder, reflect on, deliberate on/over, ruminate on/over;More
   dwell on, brood on, chew over;
   informalput on one's thinking cap for
   "I may have to cogitate on that one for a bit"

Origin

late 16th century: from Latin cogitat- ‘considered,’ from the verb cogitare, from co- ‘together’ + agitare ‘turn over, consider.’

 

Why tf is he selling original Dalis not through fucking MOMA or something

 

is cogitate a word wtf

edit: mr. s is on it

 

I’m in a grammar class rn and I turn to this website for an escape and I see this

 

Idk i dont necessarily believe him and im getting it authenticated. If anything its a limited edition lithograph or some shit.

 

"I pined to cogitate"

 

This^

 

Stop What You're Doing: You Can Now Buy A Ranch Keg

 

Try not to get involved in money laundering, you don't belong in jail unlike certain people in this thread

 

damnit Colby

 

i am crashing. two and a half more hours.

 

I put cream cheese and butter on bagels at same time. Fucc da poliec

 

I swear hes caught up in some shit. He said he used to make 10 million dollars or so a year and he worked for Lockheed Martin. He can slip me a few hundreds lol. I need it.

 

Honestly, plain ol’ ranch is not that good. I’ll accept it on carrots.

 

ja

bagels...

they're a carb

 

yeah fuck ranch tbh, blue cheese for life

 

When I ate them.