Look WhA1 You Made Me Do [Archived] • Page 1288

Trust me I'm as disappointed as you are

 

i will try to jack my box tonight but I'm spinnin' lots of plates so idk when or for how long i can jack it

but I'll try dammit

 

i fucked up

i should have left work after ***** again

 

Plate spinning? Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

 

he's referencing consensual reproductive activities

 

nah i just need to spend lotsa time with Soph this weekend

 

Woke bae Derek always gets informed consent

 

What y'all up to?

 

dang straight consent is hawt

 

how am i supposed to be here for two + more hours

 

same

 

prob just gonna let her pick a movie and watch together tonight since we won't be home until late. tomorrow kinda just depends on weather. will prob take her and a friend to chuck e cheese or somewhere where she can play inside

other than that she still has christmas presents that she's opened but hasn't got to play with yet so prob a lot of that too

 

I'll prolly get a waterbed. I've just always wanted to stab one and let it drain. Seems like it'd feel oddly satisfying.

 

Get some pineapple pizza from Charles Entertainment Cheese for me

 

100%

 

i go straight salad bar there. the 'za just aint worth it

 

I’d rather have those dollar Torino’s pizzas than Chuck E Cheese pizza

 

alright peeps. so I'm gay af.

my roomie is a total dudebro. He works at the gym as a personal trainer, he's a pickup artist (currently reading a book on power), played football in high school, says it was the best days of his life, etc

Surprisingly he's also homophobic! His favorite insult is c*cksucker, he's constantly telling his son how disappointed, weird, bad, angry he'd be if he was gay.

What is the most obnoxious way I can come out to him?

 

Damn, it's time to get a new roommate.

 

by fucking a man in front of him, you'd have my full support

 

seriously that's so fucked. @thenewmatthewperry how long have you lived with him and what's the situation like? do you see him a lot? does his son live with him?

 

When it's fully drained, you will feel empty too.

 

Choreographed dance to Whitney or Mariah

 

Drained from the excitement. Every peak has it's valley, Ken. You'll learn that.

 

imagine being a dudebro
dudebro finally sits down to read a book
dudebro settles on "how to pick up chicks bro"