Look WhA1 You Made Me Do [Archived] • Page 1251

I hate myself

 

I've basically done it when I'm hungover haha

 

where the fuck is @Dirty Sanchez

 

Probably destroying a bathroom

 

I'm going out to eat 2x on Saturday. Weight loss is overrated.

 

I thought low carb makes u constipated

 

REDMERCEDES might be the best video I’ve ever watched

 

oh great, i can't wait for the next two weeks to have the same exact conversation with every single person that comes by my desk "wow, I heard you are leaving! Where are you going? What are you going to be doing? Oh, I love Colorado! Do you have family out there?"

 

kill me.

 

" For legal reasons I am no longer allowed in Missouri"

 

print out cards with the answers and just hand them out instead

 

Very dylanesque

 

I wish I could see that lol

 

He'll get them laminated

 

My brother and friends who moved out there always got "Oh, IIIIIII know why you're going to CO "

 

i like it

i was in the break room for the first couple so i was caught off guard. im going to do this though.

i have my own word, i am honored.

 

because if anyone deserves their own word, it's me

 

People think they are so funny and original. They’re not. Too many times I’ve had old people come up to the box office and go, “can I get two kids tickets?” *wink wink nudge nudge* Just shut the fuck up and order your tickets.

 

ok yes i am very into this

 

Dylanesque:

1. like esteemed grumpy chorus.fm user, Dylan

2. dumb

3. overly concerned with dumb and often wrong or baffling convention

synonyms: stupid, Dylan-like

antonyms: smart, normal

 

i am 27 and seeing a movie is usually the most exciting part of my week, when i'm 60 it'll prob be the only time i put pants on. they're probably thrilled to be interacting with anyone and you're the gatekeeper to their big date.

YOU FUCKIN DICK

 

Either order your tickets properly, or die. Unfunny jokes will not be tolerated.


Am I Dulam yet?

 

The thing is, I really do hate that though. Just stop. I can only pity laugh so much

 

I cover the division desk phones at my work for this lady Lisa sometimes, just for her 15 minute breaks usually. Every single time the same people go "Oh wow, Lisa you've changed".

. I always force laughter, but that is a fucking terrible joke.