Look WhA1 You Made Me Do [Archived] • Page 1236

what part am i suppose to censor!? all of it?

 

Just got off the phone with my friend of ten years who tried recruiting me into a pick up artist cult he’s in so that’s how my nights going how about you guys

 

I’m drinking wine so good. Should I go to the hotel gym? Prob. But yet here I am.

 

loving your new look Cups

 

Sounds like a tomorrow problem

 

*prays for the warm embrace of death*

 

This is the kind of positivity I need in my life.

 

I'm being responsible, gonna work out and THEN drink wine

 

Quit acting like a saint mr eats 12 cookies at work!

 

It wasn't 12 cookies

It was like 4 cookies, 2 spices of pie, and a mini muffin I think

And that was months ago

 

How big are the cookies? 12 Oreos a week ain't nothing but 12 big cookies a week is a horse of a different color

 

Approx 4" diameter

 

Oh god

"Join" and dont pay, for the lolz

 

Guess who is at the gym after drinking wine?! Me! Fuck all my haters @ChaseTx

 

try not to fall off the treadmill and die

 

So proud

 

If you drink wine while on the treadmill it’s like nothin’ even happened.

 

Guess it's my turn to go

 

yeah inb4 Sanchy tells us wine has like 350 carbs

 

Solid logic. Catch me at the local gym doing this

 

This is lies and slander against wine and I won’t stand for it

 

wine em, dine em, steep incline em if u know what i'm sayin'

 

I don’t know what you’re saying

 

you're gonna..uh....you wanna.. uh.. run on a steep incline, that way you sweat out all of the toxins from the wine! p sure that's what I was saying

 

This is my new motto for 2018