Look WhA1 You Made Me Do [Archived] • Page 1210

I called in because I’m still running a fever and currently wearing sweatpants and a long sleeve t shirt in bed despite my apartment being at 77 degrees. Also I’m sore from laying in bed like 16 hours straight.

 

Egg white delight is bangin'. Triple cheeseburger looks prime "a.f." too

 

Hope the rest and time off helps you buddy!

 

Egg White Delight is very solid, but I most often find myself just sticking with the classic Egg McMuffin when I go for breakfast. It's just so good.

 

maybe i'll set up a texting bot to spam @dylan all night

 

Thank you.

 

I'm sure this is the case for a lot of people, but Egg McMuffins were my first experience with Canadian bacon growing up. Weird to think about, but true.

 

Indeed you are wise as the Emperor has foreseen.

 

already handled. im on top of shit this morning (not literally you animals)

 

Feel better!

 

We're all so blessed to have you be the @dylan villain

 

I lost a baby tooth in one haha. The best chain breakfast sandwich by a mile.

 

I think you meant Hero

 

is it inappropriate to ask dylan what gives him a renob under the guise of very subpar wordplay

 

i would consider myself the hero of this story, but okay

 

i hereby abstain from discussing McDonald's eggs

 

@dylan villain rhymed so well. He's our hero, but he's Dylan's nemesis!

 

thank you @Ken

 

The villains always do

 

What about their "eggs"

 

ok thank you too @Larry David

 

remember those fucking dr scholls commercials from the early 00's that were like "i'm chillin' like a villain"

memes b4 memes

 

The guy in the apartment above me spends roughly 90% of his days coughing