Look WhA1 You Made Me Do [Archived] • Page 1209

Tuesday is always my least favorite day of the week and the day I struggle the most with waking up

 

work weeks should go like this...

Monday, Wednesday, Thursday

I even think more might get done

 

it worked for my classes in college, why not for the real world as well

 

College sets another unrealistic world experience by only having classes M W Th

I would be so happy if that was my work schedule. Let me just work three days

 

Good morning. My belly hurts from this low carb junk

 

Stamos is a handsome dude. I was at Riot Fest when they made a butter statue of him that was even kinda handsome

 

Also, how the f**k was 2013 five years ago already??

 

i washed my bedding last night so waking up this morning i debated calling in for at least 5 entire minutes so i could remain in the soft freshness

 

Washed your bedding? ^this guy f**ks

 

i have actually never had sex in this bed lol

this guy sobs

 

this guy *****

 

you have to call in when your 5 mins late??

 

@dylan

 

no, i spent 5 minutes debating calling in entirely

 

I nearly called in today lol

 

Good morning shitposters

 

I was always scarily good at making my schedules in college, but my masterstroke came during my last semester of law school in Spring 2016. I managed to make it so I only had classes on Tuesday and Thursday. Four-day weekends ever week and an extra day off in between.

*Italian Chef's Kiss* Perfetto

 

All wanted no work
Considered calling in too
Least we're not @dylan

 

Whatever else one might say about McDonald's, their regular black coffee is unimpeachable. And this is coming from someone who self-identifies as a coffee snob.

 

Oh also, good news: I did not text Dylan before 9:00 a.m. today.

 

We all should've blown his phone up this morning for him blowing off his questions thread last night

 

Technically it's still before 9 where he is, so a funny thing for me to do would be to text him now and then, when he gets mad, be like "Well you never specified it had to be local Dylan time!"

 

He actually has specified that it has to be 9 Dylan time

 

He has specified it though unfortunately.

"Timezone is based on recipient"- @dylan

@dadbolt will text him before 9 though, no worries

 

Well then my feigning ignorance will only make him more annoyed, which would only be funnier.