Look WhA1 You Made Me Do [Archived] • Page 1191

the text message you sent at 6 fucking 47 AM

 

Ohhhhhhh well, it was 7:47 my time and I was heading out the door to go to work dulam jeez

 

Well Adam definitely isn't pregnant

Sorry it's the one thing I'm pedantic about, you're not pregnant you just did the fun part

 

you fucked up, 7:47 still breaks his rule

 

My wife doesn't know you, and hasn't read this post; but I can guarantee she loves you

 

Tony's comin in hot with the faux pas

 

that's still not anywhere close to 9am for either of us! monster

 

work has been a lot better, i have great friends, met a great woman, my daughter is kicking ass

not a lot to complain about at the moment. just give it a bit I'm sure I'll be cranky again soon

 

It took me an hour to drive to work today. It usually only takes a half hour when I come from where I was. Thanks snow!!!

I'm already stressing about the idea of moving. I'm super excited and really really hope we get approved for the lease. I'm ready to be on my own again. Obviously the money aspect is stressing me out a lot but I've done the math and I really should be fine. Just gotta cut back on some of my stupid spending.

I'm also very happy that @dadbolt isn't dead inside anymore, welcome to the land of the living

also fuck u dulam

 

Now I have P.O.D. Alive stuck in my head. Thanks @iCarly Rae Jepsen

 

*heavy breathes*

shut up dylan u wanker

 

Thanks, Obama.

 

Yesterday I got upset thinkin' about how wearing matching socks is a social norm. Maybe try thinkin' about stuff like that.

 

If only Obama was a stable genius.

 

Do you not wear matching socks?

 

I know not of any rule, and even if I had, as a rebel and an xXxPunx4LyfxXx I live to break the rules

 

someone musta had a piss in 'is tea kettle mate

 

I get off early today to go complain to a physician's assistant

 

Congrats! I know alot of pregnant people lately, including my wife(due in April). My wife ended up having a bladder infection/UTI in the first trimester that she said was absolutely painful, luckily everything has been fine, minus the ER bill ugh.

 

I try not to. I like feelin' as though i'm gettin' away with somethin'.

 

How do you not know of this rule?! I feel like we discuss Dylan rules at least 97% of the time in here

 

feeling like things are going well with nothing to really complain about is a weird feeling, isn't it? i know i almost forgot what it was like to not be miserable in at least one aspect of my life.

 

this rule in particular, especially

 

i haven't texted @dylan before 9 in a while. not conforming to his stupid polite society I just forget. good job picking up my slack @Anthony_