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Lmao I got an incomplete in that class I had the paper due in. He knew I had shit going on with my roommate the night it was due and now I have until Dec 2018 to turn it in haha. But even if I don’t, I’m guaranteed a C in the class

 

December?!?!?

OMG

 

New game: don’t be the first to break eye contact with people when you lock eyes.

I was just walking past a Starbucks, the wall was glass, and this woman was sitting inside at a table with her friends and she was looking at me and I locked eyes with her. My initial reaction was to do the classic awkward look away but for some reason I just decided to keep eye contact as I walked by and she just started smiling and then she stands up and is talking to her friends and fucking like aggressively pointing at me lol. I wasn’t sure if she was trying to tell me something or get me to come inside but it was hilarious.

Anyways, that weird ass transaction probably wouldn’t have happened if I didn’t hold eye contact so now I’m curious

 

Five hrs from now, James is hooking up with her lol.

 

Lol I’m home. I am going out tonight. I want to get drunk tbh

 

Ima do that sometime this week. Will report back to the thread how it goes.

 

To the surprise of no one I'm terrible at geography, I forgot that Texas is a big state the thing it's famous for

 

on my Euro trips most people only knew Texas and California lol

and everyone thought I was extra cool and exotic for being Texan. free drinks all over the place.

 

I believe you're saying that the old James can't come to the phone right now

 

As it should be

 

Why am I drinking I don’t want the damn hangover

 

Life hack: Don’t want a hangover? Don’t stop drinking

 

is this a Fall Out Boy song

 

I may as well live in the Gulf of Mexico. While the others live in Texas

 

Gr8 advice

 

No, it’s P!TD sorry

 

I’m sick from smoking a cigar and currently at Bdubs hoping for some action AMA

 

Why don't you

 

what you order?

 

How many cups can you slap in 1 minute?

 

I want to post the poster for the movie Eurotrip but don’t know how on mobile. Someone help me out

 

Trying to help Ian understand the distance

 

if you actually lived on a boat I'd be like okay of course you do

 

Click more Options, physically turn your phone sideways, click Paperclip, find picture, Post.

 

Not that big if a stretch all things considered