Look WhA1 You Made Me Do [Archived] • Page 1166

"Those people made their choice to fly at such close quarters to each other. They could have set themselves up for success in the socioeconomic realm, but failed! They take handouts! I play by the rules, and thus should sit with other members of society who have conducted themselves in much the same way."

 

@dylan yells at the flight attendant for tapping his shoulder when he's wearing headphones

 

Attendant: "Excuse me sir, would you like a blanket?"

Dylan: "Do you fucking know how many feces particles from strangers reside on blankets!??!?!"

 

"Have these seats been washed?"

 

Why is there anything other than pesto Mac and cheese? It’s so fucking good.

 

just realized dylan is going to land, check this thread, then blow a gasket during his interview

sorry and good luck dude

 

I hope I don't faint. If I do, it'll be soon.

 

Stay safe

 

Why might you faint? I’d recommend not doing that. One of the most embarrassing parts of my childhood was fainting in class in middle school. During sex ed, too.

 

Using the restroom lmao.

 

Wow I'm not good enough to view @electro haikus profile

 

Not Dulam related, but my niece is so fuckin rad and I can’t get over it. She’s not even two yet and the other day she met her dad’s friend for the first time and when he tried to give her a hug she pushes him away goes, “No! My body!” . Both her parents looked at each other like “you teach her that?” but neither of them had, she just got it. I mean, the guy hugging her was totally benign but the fact that she understands personal space and boundaries at such a young age is amazing to me.

 

Neither am I

 

He gonna lose it

 

This is the second time I’ve been to buc-ees today so I guess this me at my peak Texan.

 

fixed, my loyal subjects

 

Me neither:(

 

someone explain to this rube what buc-ees is plz

 

Its a gas station but it’s massive. Has bbq, food, drinks, fudge, jerky, bakery. Also have home stuff. Sports stuff. A fucking grill. Whatever you want it’s here. Google it. It’s exactly what they mean by everything being bigger in Texas

 

Captain America's boyfriend

 

I hope you're near something soft.

I'm really hoping you don't faint though.

It's a giant Gas Station/Country Store

 

I'm very intrigued and into this

 

Beaver Nuggets are the best thing to ever grace this Earth

 

Wat

 

sounds like a Texas Meijer