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I have like five emergency lighters for basically this reason lol

 

dire straits

 

i really don't know what's going on. my apartment is not that big lol

edit: important update i found one in one of my sneakers, wtf

 

good ep

 

They all find their ways into the most unlikely places. I found mine basically in front of my face once, balancedb precariously on top of the soap dispenser

 

Dude lol!

 

What’re we talkin’ about? Limp meats?

 

Breakfast Stuff is my favorite Limp Bizkit song about food

 

No flex zone no flex zone they knoooooooow bettah they knooow bettah

 

Like a chainsaw. I’ll skin your pork raw

 

Are these all limp Bizkit lyrics??

 

Britt loves when I randomly quote with a super over the top Fred Durst impersonation 'THATS WHY I KEEP MY PANTS SAGGY, SPRAY CAN FOR THE TAGGIN" in a loud nasally ass mocking voice lol

 

I was playing old PS2 games the other day, put on an old WWE Smackdown game and was endlessly amused I had forgot Fred Durst was actually a playable character in one of em, came out to Rollin' and everything...

This was actually my first PS2 game, now I know why its my GOAT system lmao

 

To be fair Limp Bizkit still has the best Wrestlemania hype video of all time (can be challenged by the Miz vs. Cena one as well)

 

great song

 

Tbh. I soooooooo drunx

 

I had a few minutes with Britt earlier but this hit close to home and I appreciate it, cus I aint seen anyone but her today... figured I'd share. lol

 

I'm interviewing everyone in my family on my phone and everyone hates me. W/,e motherfuckers

 

I’m older than you so, maybe you’re just a younger version of me

 

I'm tryna be but gotta get Brittany for 11..... saving a beer for when I come back, too bad all my attempted bud plugs lately been on some bullshit. Santa coulda took back one of the sweaters he got me and bought me an eighth or something lol.

 

I’m getting so many targeted ads for male leggings these days and it’s so random like wtf

 

Cuz ppl r fat now

 

I get ads for depression and love/relationship shit and I'm here like "THIS IS WHY I USE ADBLOCK, FUCK YOU" lol

 

this is so encouraging tbh