Look WhA1 You Made Me Do [Archived] • Page 1015

Maybe that's because Home Alone 2 is... not that good

 

BYE

 

Hahha I just helped my father to bed

 

Bro that is me, I went by Bryce back then

 

Btw anyone trying to snowboard/ski in feb? Got a free spot to stay

 

Ughhh I wish, fuck. I miss snowboarding

 

Why can’t you? I’ve got Venmo

 

where at?

 

My brothers place in Denver. Prolly board in keystone or copper

 

Damn millennial

 

saw this on instagram and I almost want this.

 

Hahaaa love it

 

Specific Lads

came from here, some of these would make some pretty funny bday gifts for my friends.

 

ok this just belongs in this thread

 

holy shit

 

I’m at the jukebox at a bar and this girl was telling all the tracks she put on (like 2 chains and stuff) and I said somewhat dismissively, “yeah, I don’t know any of those” and she was like, “so you’re just like the asshole, huh? Lemme guess, is your name Bryan or something?” I dunno why, but that was really funny to me.

 

Lmao. This drunk girl just came up to me and starting hitting on me I guess (I’m not into it)and she started showing me her monarch butterfly tattoo and started asking me what I thought it meant and I couldn’t figure it out and she said, “if you can’t figure it out then maybe we shouldn’t be talking” and I said, “that’d be fine with me.”

Maybe I should be a Bryan

 

I’m playing Death Grips at a bar. I have reached my triple posit limit. Gooby

 

Merry Christmas yall

 

Merry Christmas to those who celebrate it for the right reasons
Merry Drinking and Gifts Day to the heathens like me
Merry Fuck Yeah No Work Day to all other souls

 

also I can confirm that Max found a new girlfriend after Goofy Movie, love is dead and happiness is a charade

 

it is a day of the year people celebrate by moving a plant indoors to let it die

 

basically if veganism was a holiday

 

shots fired

 

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