Look WhA1 You Made Me Do [Archived] • Page 100

like who for examp

 

I met my girlfriend @Melody Bot

 

@ChaseTx, @sophos34 (AP), and I think @Fucking Dustin (not sure on that one tho)

 

i can hear my heartbeat in my ears

 

Yep! Dustin and I met through Chorus and got married last week

 

its true

 

Like because of A1 in a roundabout way @Fucking Dustin and @Laura are married...

 

you guys dont trick me like that

 

the only bit of good we ever did

 

See I thought so but I wasn’t sure haha

 

It’s true!

 

we discovered Ja Rule’s 2016/7 identity

 

Huh? We're really married

 

do you guys have a relationship like Beyonce and Jayz

 

this is legit our one not-bit

 

To be fair it sounds some shit we’d pull hahaha

 

my gf read a review i wrote back on ap and we followed each other on twitter for a while then started talking a bit and now we've been dating for like 16 months and living together for like 14 months

 

The A1 Romance: A Shitposting Lovestory

 

2high ;(

 

Also, @dylan and I made a marriage pact where if neither of us are married by 40 then we’ll make the plunge and marry each other, which I think is pretty cute. Right, bud?

 

adorbs imo

 

And I'm totally not being catfished by a porn bot

 

There is some kind of male delinquency gene on my dad’s side of the family. He’s the only normal one. It’s very tiresome.

 

I'm just in it for the tax benefits and to get a first hand look into James' life. We'd make the cutest couple trying to wingman each other at the bars in Colorado (our dream home is a cabin near the mountains).

 

Colorado seems beautiful