Just Another Day In LA1iens Exist [ARCHIVED] • Page 624

We don’t want him becoming an alt right chef.

 

you gots a good mom

 

not even Chef John?

 

not even. he has a garlic shrimp recipe but there's no wine and not really much of a sauce at all

 

Chef John knows how to do everything he clearly was saying everyone but him

 

no shock coming from me, but Serious Eats has a decent looking one. Uses vermouth instead of wine though

 

check tik tok

 

why

 

Teach them how to scampi

 

that's the best one i've seen and this old dude, but he makes his pasta and doesn't use any of the pasta water in the sauce.

dry vermouth in scampi is legit AF if you've never tried it. I like to do half wine and half vermouth when I have both on hand.

 

I haven't had scampi in forever, and haven't tried making it since I was just beginning to learn how to cook. I need to change that, it's so good. Maybe tonight hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

 

do it

it's so fast and easy too.

shrimp + garlic + wine/vermouth + crushed red pepper + parsley + lemon





some lady just put heavy cream in her scampi.

don't do that.

please.

 

nice

 

@CobraKidJon is a coward and won’t ask out his supervisor’s hot sister

 

That lady is cancelled wtf

 

how old is she

 

I knew Dylan was racist

 

Scampi is easy. My only two “do not forget” rules about scampi are:

1) the shrimp legit only needs two minutes on each side. It is easy to overcook otherwise.

2) be patient letting that lemon juice, pasta water and wine cook down. It will take time but the difference between a thin, oily sauce and a thick, robust sauce in the recipe is huge. (I also turn off the burner and whisk *cold* butter in at the end so the slow-melt thickens the sauce even more.)

 

i typically skip the lemon juice, aside from a squeeze on top at the very end, and go for a ton of zest, which gives brightness without the bitterness. Whisking butter into the sauce should be the last step as @Randall Mentzos said

 

delete this

 

Everybody is talking about teaching preschool and i don't do that anymore so I'm just sitting here silently lol