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Would legit die if I couldn't eat cucumbers. Top five favorite food.

Apples also give me heartburn, unless they're cooked.

 

Life gives me heartburn at this point. I have to take Prilosec every day or I'm suffering. It's good times.

 

I'm doing self evaluations at work today and none of the shit mentioned in it applies to me because I work for an outside team that doesn't do what my 'home team' does. really frustrating.

 

Just write down that you do a good job on everything.

Boom. Evaluated.

 

dafuq

 

idk either

 

I fucking hate those. I had to write one up for myself a month ago. This shit is what I have a manager for, man. >:(

 

Anyone ever hear of these dudes? They rule.

 

"What are some areas you think you could improve in?"

"The ones I'm purposefully not excelling in because you don't pay me enough."

 

"How can the company support you going forward?"
"By not arbitrarily increasing my metrics like a bunch of douchebags"

 

You guys are weird

 

I hate being assigned to meetings that have nothing to do with me.

 

Pretty sure @williek311 rec'd them to me a few years back. either him or Nard. Great stuff.

 

CONGRATS!

 

WAKE UP THREAD

 

I lost a bunch of weight over the long weekend and am losing a bunch more with all of these poops I keep taking. Bleh.

 

Since when did you become an "A1 enthusiast"?

 

SINCE I WAS BORNED

 

BORNT

 

Maybe the worst segment in the history of raw.

 

WWE supports docking

 

We both know there's been plenty worse. This was definitely the worst of the year though.

 

Its like a tie between that and any time Titus has a mic in the ring. The guy is commentary gold, but sucks at promos.

 

But Sin Cara promos!