LIKE EVERY POST IN THIS THREAD • Page 312

I haven't drank in over a month. Feels p good.

 

But if you weren't serving any beverages with alcohol, instead of a tuxedo you can wear:

 

Okay, I think Facebook knows I just walked out of a Hall that was hot AF.

 

I've found Dirtyz favorite adult beverage

One Eyed Joe

 

One Eyed Joe
Drink Type: Cocktail
Ingredients
1/2 oz. Vodka (more Vodka drinks)
1/2 oz. Triple Sec (more Triple Sec drinks)
4 oz. Mountain Dew (more Mountain Dew drinks)
1 tbsp. A-1 Steak Sauce (more A-1 Steak Sauce drinks)
1 tsp. Garlic Salt (or a garlic pill) (more Garlic Salt drinks)

Instructions
Mix vodka, triple sec and mountain dew in a shaker. Pour into a glass and add steak sauce on top and drop a garlic pill in the center(let it dissolve).


!!!!

 

Fuck all of you

 

We love you jerz

 

fuck this thread

 

My girlfriend puts A1 on steaks that I cook at home, and it breaks my heart every single time. I literally shed a few tears the first time she ever did it.


Also, I've just been going through random pages of this thread and randomly liking random posts. Fuck liking them all.


Also, obligatory: fuck this thread.

 

Okay, Getting Carbonated Beverages just copied the same exact post from earlier in the day. I think this calls for -2 scene points.

 

Damn now my scene point total is 418

 

418? Is this a Brand New reference?

Are you Illuminati?

 

I've put a dash of A1 in a bloody Mary before and I'll do it again

 

On the subject of weddings, I would love a fiancee. I don't know if I can ever afford a wedding though.

 

Time to propose to one of your 5 girlfriends.

I'm just kidding

 

"Hello,

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We would appreciate your quick response.


King regards,
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Nice spam there, asshole. Nice typo as well.

 

You nasty

 

I wouldn't even do that.

 

Are you going?

 

Would you mix it with Mountain Dew tho

 

no

 

That's good

 

Already did! Car is saweet.

 

I am analyzing the code right now and this weekend I will attempt to write something that I can do locally to like all the posts.

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