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Congratulations!

 

Hey @Garrett L. you now have a new anthem dedicated solely to you.

 

Plot twist: I'm becky with the good hair

 

Speaking of becky, I just learned another meaning for that word not too long ago. I don't listen to nearly as much hip-hop as I used to, so it takes time for me to catch on with things like this.

 

Urban Dictionary just informed me that it's not just some generic white girl name like I've been assuming.

 

hmm gonna have to bing that

 

Glad I'm not the only one then who didn't know that hah.

 

so if all of you guys wanted to skip work and come over and help me stain this deck, we could probably get it done in like an hour and then we can go to the lake and relax. i've even got a bottle of a1 in the fridge for you weirdos with bad taste.

 

I don't see my paycheck in my bank account and rent is supposed to come out today. We got issues.

 

I stained my deck a few months ago. Took about 5 hours, but I did it from like 7am-noon, so it wasn't so hot.

 

change it back right this instant.

 

uh oh spaghetti os

We're at almost six hours of work and we're not half done. I'm not sure what this implicates about our work rate, but our deck is pretty large.

 

I am mad at you for making this joke before I could, and for phrasing it differently than I wanted to

 

Joke??? It was a typo when I wrote dick!

 

thinking of silly typos now. I guess it really shouldn't matter since people always know what you mean but it's still a bit embarrassing to send people "one sex" instead of "one sec". sent that to my mom once.

 

the worst is when they make a joke back like "oh, so two minutes?" or some such

 

That's really awesome to hear. Congrats man.

 

I haven't gotten that but if I did I'd just tell them that's being generous.

 

Two minutes?! More like 10 seconds!

Bazinga!

 

plz no mention phrase from bag bing tery

 

I see we are at war now @Dirty Sanchez

 

WHY DO YOU HAVE A1 IN YOUR FRIDGE TRAITOR

 

Awesome dude. Got a bit over 15 months myself.