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I could actually use ass surgery. I broke my tail bane 12 years ago and it is finally giving me problems.

 

Yah butt boil boy how's that going

 

Only ever had surgery on my back. That sucked.

 

I only had wisdom teeth removed. I don't think I've ever been so close to taking my own life. The pain I was in for the week following was unbearable.

This is a bad post you shouldn't like.

Please like it anyways.

 

I'm already on that AARP shit I had my left hip replaced when I was 25 . Would not recommend.

 

I feel like I've done a ton of stuff to warrant serious injury, but nothing has ever come to fruition. Mostly just concussions.

 

Had my first concussion crowd surfing when I was 14. Since then, People try to pick me up when I lunge over them for sing alongs, but i'm like, 'yo put me the fuck down please.'

 

Jeez, I don't think I've ever listed all my surgeries at once... I had wisdom teeth removed, pins in my left wrist (temporary), gastric sleeve, gallbladder removal, and I'll be having skin removal (probably multiple) in the next year or two.

I feel hella abnormal. :|

 

Only other injury I've had was a broken arm in the first grade. My mom waited like 3 days to take me to the Dr because she thought that since I could move my fingers my arm wasnt broken.

 

I haven't had surgeries, but I've been crazy sick/had weird issues.

Had frostbite at 12.
Infected plantars wart on my hand and foot that were pretty gruesome.
Mono/Pneumonia at the same time. Missed most of my senior year.
Had a tapeworm which I ended up having a colonoscopy for. (Great experience)
Broke a rib getting out of a car. lol
Two or three concussions while I was in the Army.

 

Phew, better today. The doctor had to follow up with me yesterday and push all this gross stuff out of the infected area. It hurt so much I thought I was gonna puke. Never felt pain like that before. It was awesome.

My girlfriend very willingly replaced the bandage last night after I showered. She is definitely a keeper haha.

 

There's been like 6 people in my life who have called me that. Probably cause I tell them about it. Idk why it fascinates me so much and I feel the need to tell people hahaha. I'm just an open book these days and don't care honestly.

 

Tapeworm? Fuck.

 

My fiancé is 29 and still has all 4 wisdom teeth that needs pulled. She is terrified of any kind of needles and being put to sleep.

I've also had LASIK (and wisdom teeth removed). But that probably doesn't count.

EDIT: broke a rib while exiting a car!?

 

This one goes out to @Henry

 

No one makes me laugh more than Eric Andre right now. Dude is on fire.

 

Ranch it up

 

It was actually pretty hilarious. Highlight of my early 20's.

No idea what the fuck happened. Turned, heard a Crack and was in immense pain.

 

That's insane. I've never heard of anything like that happening haha. I think I may have heard of someone coughing or sneezing and breaking a rib. I think I remember hearing that? A cool story though.

 

Welcome to our humble thread, full of intrigue and mystery!

 

Welcome @airik625

 

jesus that took forever. @Dirty Sanchez you're a cs major can you write a script that automatically likes everything ty.

 

Oh jesus. Made it home. I'm exhausted. Roughly 8 hours of driving, a bunch of walking around an outlet mall, and only two cups of coffee on three hours of sleep.

I'm a fucking maniac.

 

8 hours of driving sounds like hell.