The Brute Man - 5/10 The Creeper - 5.5/10 H Is for Hawk - 8/10 The Sphinx - 6.5/10 Terminal Island - 8/10
Been to the cinema four out of five days this week Peter Hujar's Day 6/10 Is This Thing On? 5/10 Send Help 6/10 Nouvelle Vague 7/10
A new low has been found for a Happy Madison film and I fear it won't be the last time such depths are reached - The Master of Disguise - 0.5/10 House of Bamboo - 9/10 Forty Guns - 8.5/10 The Stone Killer - 7.5/10 Ace in the Hole - 9/10
Never forget that Dana Carvey held a moment of silence for 9/11 with cast and crew while in the turtle costume
Attack! - 8/10 Farewell, Friend - 6/10 Little Amélie or the Character of Rain - 8.5/10 The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie - 8.5/10 Hamlet (2025) - 8/10
Point Blank - 7.5/10 Send Help - 8/10 Is This Thing On? - 7.5/10 Swamp Thing - 7/10 The Gift (2000) - 8/10
Cry of the Banshee - 6/10 Breakin’ - 6.5/10 Breakin’ 2: Electric Boogaloo - 5.5/10 Electric Boogaloo: The Wild, Untold Story of Cannon Films - 8/10 My Father’s Shadow - 8.5/10
Not exactly the greatest run of films these last couple of days Firewalker - 4/10 The Strangers: Chapter 3 - 1/10 Eight Crazy Nights - 2/10 King Solomon’s Mines - 6/10 Allan Quatermain and the Lost City of Gold - 5.5/10
Keaton’s Cop - 4/10 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - 7/10 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze - 6/10 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III - 4.5/10 The Imposter (2012) - 8/10
I can't in good conscience give The Hot Chick anything higher than a zero. Watermelon Man - 8/10 Manhunter - 9.5/10 The Hot Chick - 0/10 Out of the Past - 9/10 Over the Top - 5/10
I think the first Turtles movies is almost a miracle for how well it works with its budget and source material. I think the Secret of the Ooze is very nearly a movie.
The Hot Chick is pure manure from beginning to end. I didn't laugh once and I had to endure it for longer than The Animal, which I did have one mild chuckle with. Yeah, enjoyed it more than I expected and if they had given the sequel more time, it could have been as good.
The Magnificent Trio - 8/10 Cold Storage - 7/10 Magnificent Wanderers - 6/10 Ready or Not - 7.5/10 The Wrong Man - 8/10
Agreed, it is by no means my favourite from him, but it definitely shows he can do something different in a manner that is also good.